Britney Spears Does Las Vegas: Five Potential Themes for Her Upcoming Revue
During the peak of her completely insane career's golden age, Britney Spears was -- in addition to a talented vocalist and a devout Midwestern Christian turned worldwide spank bank totem -- essentially an erotic dancer. But that was 10 years ago. Its time to recalibrate. We're thinking less King of Diamonds and more Take One Lounge.