Andrea Bocelli is Droppin' Panties and Inducing Operatic Orgasms, February 8 at BB&T
|Andrea Bocelli: Professional panty dropper.|
Well, not really, but you know, he's great. But in this particular instance the "P" stands for, you guessed it, panty dropper!
Yes. It's true. Andrea Bocelli has more hoes - in more area codes - than Ludacris, Hugh Hefner, and Bill Clinton combined, and multiplied by 69. At least that's what we think.
And the record-smashing crossover sensation is looking to add a few more 954s to his lil' black book.
Of course, the book is printed in Braille because Bocelli lost his sight due to a football accident at the age of 12. But we dare you to find a single instance in the history of bold declarations in which somebody dared to utter the following phrase: "Pimpin' is easy." You can't. 'Cause it ain't.
There's also little doubt in our mind that his early loss contributed, in no small way, to the vocalist's seemingly-effortless ability to push his pipes so passionately that the entire audience -- male, female, gay, straight, furries, and so on -- are led to experience one giant communal operatic orgasm. Which brings us back to the panty droppin'. The ladies love passion.
Andrea Bocelli. 8 p.m., February 8, at BB&T Center, One Panther Parkway, Sunrise. Tickets cost between $75 and $375 plus fees. Call 954-835-8000, or visit thebbtcenter.com.