Top 10 Absolute Worst Music Trends of 2012
Welcome to the fucking future of live music ladies and gentleman. Within the decade, flesh-and-blood entertainment is going to be sweepingly replaced by -- yes -- holograms. So, assuming everyone's big predictions for 2012 being the end of it all are a flop, you'll be able to see the Rolling Stones long after Mick Jagger's energizer Batteries have run out and the planet floods like in Waterworld because everybody was too busy Tweeting "#YOLO" to stop global warming ("climate change" is for pussies).
1. Chris Brown
This is, like, the third time Breezy has appeared on this list! The reason is (drum roll) because he sucks. Between radio airplay, televised performances and a constant presence on the tabloids, Chris Brown was completely inescapable. Ironic, considering we have him filed in the "avoid at all costs" section of our Swiss-cheese brain.
Up yours, 2012.