Top 10 Absolute Worst Music Trends of 2012
Categories: Talking Shit, Useless Lists
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2. Holograms
Welcome to the fucking future of live music ladies and gentleman. Within the decade, flesh-and-blood entertainment is going to be sweepingly replaced by -- yes -- holograms. So, assuming everyone's big predictions for 2012 being the end of it all are a flop, you'll be able to see the Rolling Stones long after Mick Jagger's energizer Batteries have run out and the planet floods like in Waterworld because everybody was too busy Tweeting "#YOLO" to stop global warming ("climate change" is for pussies).
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1. Chris Brown
This is, like, the third time Breezy has appeared on this list! The reason is (drum roll) because he sucks. Between radio airplay, televised performances and a constant presence on the tabloids, Chris Brown was completely inescapable. Ironic, considering we have him filed in the "avoid at all costs" section of our Swiss-cheese brain.
Up yours, 2012.
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