Top 10 Absolute Worst Music Trends of 2012
8. EDM Became The New Rock 'n' Roll
Hey, if the New York Times has caught on (a publication that rediscovers "hipsters" at least once a month), the present EDM explosion must be an actually significantly relevant crystallized wave/moment/-core in music history. Steve Aoki is the G.G. Allin of Ultra Music Festival.
7. "Call Me Maybe" Parodies
We are obsessed with this song as much as any post-nihilist pop-culture-detritus-huffing blog gimp would be. But -- good fucking god -- we didn't need to hear it sung by every last jerk-off with a YouTube account. Fuck you, Jimmy Fallon!