Top Ten Gifts For a Very Punk Rock X-Mas
Categories: Holiday Obscura, Useless Lists
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4. Food (Not Bombs)
Speaking of "freeganism," aren't you sick-and-fucking tired of Yuletide shellfish and turkeys? Why not celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour, Jesucristo, with a piping plate of hot sauce cabbage stir-fry and rancid protein smoothies? And why not hold the festivities under a bridge? Or in a park with a hearty population of vagrants and junkies? Our Lord was born in a manger, after all.
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3. Protest Sign Supplies
Have an anarchist sock puppeteer in your family? Consider some poster boards and sharpies, and your hippie-motherfucker uncle will be Occupying Christmas in no time.
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