7. Lee Press-On Nails
Among a bunch of other special on board activities
, Alexis Krauss of Sleigh Bells will be hosting an event focused on fancy nails. Ria Lopez'll be making your hands look super sexy. As a gross-me-out nail-biter, I'll be forced to wear these, Lee Press-On Nails.
6. Judgmental Look
Bathing suit lounging is the great leveler, so you may not need this line of defense. But in case you act like a real ignoramus, all drunk and sloppy, just slap on one of your best judgmental looks. Everyone will be fooled into believing they're the ones acting like dorks.
5. Friend Who Knows More About Music Than You Do
This friend will walk around with Ray-Bans and a judgmental look the whole time. Dog with headphones is optional.