A Mayan Apocalypse Playlist, Just in Case
6. Celtic Frost - "Into the Crypts of Rays"
While it is generally understood that Celtic Frost, them being Swiss and all, maintain a certain air of neutrality when it comes to mortal affairs, we've often wondered if death does not sound exactly like this song? If so, it is a death we welcome, for it would be a glorious death!
5. The Doors - "The End"
Gotta hand it to these guys, they've been claiming the end for decades! They provided the atmosphere for that movie so well you almost wish Heart of Darkness' audio book had that track running seamlessly in the background like the mighty Congo river.
4. Sigue Sigue Sputnik - "Love Missile F1-11"
If the end of times is anywhere near as silly as this, or as sci-fi as my catechism teacher swore, it would make perfect sense to have these goofy one-hit wonder assholes along for the ride. Why do we have a sudden urge to play an Atari 2600?