Top 10 Wackiest Waka Flocka Flame Rhymes on Triple F
3. "Them tattoos and that jury don't make you hardest/And your coochy rap about it in your car garage/You fake as hell, fake as shit, counterfeit"
This wouldn't be so weird if it didn't have the part about the coochy. But throw that key word into the mix and you're well on your way to WTF.
2. "Now got me Ms. Scrooge nigga/I'm like Scrooge / Got a fucking duck / When I jump out nigga duck"
Whoa, there's a lot going on here. First things first: Waka establishes himself as "Scrooge" after telling us he's landed himself a Ms. Scrooge. And then he says he's "Got a fucking duck," which doesn't make any sense but is a sideways sort-of reference to late '80s children's cartoon Duck Tales. And then the pun on duck makes us wonder if Waka is a secret genius after all.
1. "Hair long and her eyes light/Her smile shine like the sunlight/One of a kind, baby momma type"
In this stanza, Mr. Flame details the magical, "one of a kind" experience of spotting a longhaired woman with light eyes that you want to get pregnant.