DIY: Make Madonna Cone Boobs Out Shit You Have Around the House

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Show 'em off Madge!
The first song I remember hearing again and again on the radio was Madonna's "Lucky Star." I was two years old. At this point in life, my MTV obsession was burgeoning. I loved to "Jump" with David Lee Roth, and "Shout with Tears" for Fears, had inappropriately "Sweet Dreams" with the Eurythmics. While those others stayed in New York when I moved away at four, Madonna came with me everywhere we went. I was totally true blue to Madge. 

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Sure, yes, it was bizarre when she became Esther, uncomfortable when she yelled all over Ultra about molly, and it was a little much when her nipple slipped onstage in Turkey. But Madonna is like our creepy, cool aunt that refuses to let her age get her down or dressed fully. And we'll beat your ass if you diss her. We, like y'alls, are heading to her show tonight at American Airlines Arena. 

As fans of DIY fashion and Esther, we thought why not make a really cool cone bra to strap to your chest this evening? Or maybe not a cool one, but a quick one? Just for fun? Click on to see our simple creation which you can use as a springboard for your own creative boob endeavor. 
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Step 1
You start with a regular old manila folder and just cut it in half. That's right, your version of this Jean Paul Gaultier haute couture, one of a kind magical corset starts with paper. 

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Step 2 
Roll each side into a cone and cut the bottom evenly, well as evenly as you can. No one, not even Madonna, has the two tits the same size. 


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American Airlines Arena

601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

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NickLucchesi
NickLucchesi moderator communitymanager

Finally a new use for all these manila folders!

Other uses:

  1. Sad Birthday Card
  2. Dustpan
  3. LP Divider
  4. Plate.

Mike Watson
Mike Watson

Wear it with your DIY Rick Ross Beard.

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