Commercial Jingles From Your South Florida Childhood That Will Stay With You FOREVER

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Ever wonder why you cashed in your promised quince gift of a boob job at the Florida Center for Cosmetic Surgery? Well, it's totally because their catchy as hell jingle used to advertise their very superficial services was on the radio all the freaking time!

We down here in South Florida also remember a particular set of advertising tunes those north of PBC have never before heard. These songs drove us to do things like be there at the Fair, get it at the Swap Shop, and even got us thinking that Opa Locka was the place to be! We chanted, "Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins number one!" while waiting for the bathroom at school, in front of the television, and even, sometimes, in our sleep. 

What follows are some commercial jingles that from your South Florida youth that will follow you forever. 


10. Miami Vice Does Pepsi

If you lived in South Florida during those steamy and dangerous Miami Vice days, you felt 24-7 super cool. Those neon lit murder scenes let your cousins in Boise know that you were tough as shit, so don't steal your toys! Crockett and Tubbs in their slick white blazers and tropical prints indicated to them that you knew how to pimp a bright pink jean windbreaker like no other. 

Pepsi was the hottest beverage in the '80s, figuratively. The company even scorched Michael Jackson and got away with it! Pepsi in the USA also got our hometown homeboys looking mad cool in this 1986 commercial. 


9. Santa's Enchanted Forest

Santa's Enchanted Forest was, and is, an ADHD wonderland for the youth of SoFla. A place of first kisses and first acid trips. Let this jingle transport you back to that teenaged drug altered state. 

This commercial leads one to ask: "Bro, are you going to Santa's?" 


8. Toys R Us
Sure this was a national ad, but we'll be damned if you don't remember every single word to this jingle. With all the corruption and poverty in South Florida in the '80s, most of us were just wannabe Toys R Us kids. 


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3 comments
The_J_Cobb
The_J_Cobb

@theliz4eva The Dade County Youth Fair, it just keeps on getting better!

btballenger
btballenger

@newtimesbroward @theliz4eva As I scrolled down the list I was so worried you'd leave out the Swap Shop. But then: bonus! Well done.

theliz4eva
theliz4eva

@btballenger @newtimesbroward thank you, sir!

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