We Admit, Dancing Ain't Easy, But Here Are Five Best Dancers of All Time

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Lee knows there's no way he'll ever be able to emulate this guy...
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New Times scribe Lee Zimmerman offers his insights, opinions, and observations about the local scene. This week: The struggle to keep one's cool while getting jiggy with it. 

When you get right down to it, dancing is an awfully peculiar pastime. While some people may appear graceful, most dancers look just plain silly. That's because these days, there doesn't seem to be any discipline involved. Time was, some mandatory lessons were involved, and attendance at the Arthur Murray Dance Studio was a given right of passage. Curtsy and sway, grab your partner, and doe-see-doe. Stepping on your partner's feet was an unforgivable sin, but the ability to complete a twirl and do a pristine two-step guaranteed instant elevation to first base and perhaps beyond.

Most South Florida clubs require some degree of efficiency when it comes to managing yourself on the dance floor, but most of the people I observe -- the guys in particular -- look like rank amateurs at best and pathetic goofballs at worse. They shake their limbs with way too much abandon and wear facial expressions that suggest they're undergoing electro-shock therapy or some similar state of convulsion. Writhing on the dance floor like an intoxicated hyena is apparently perfectly acceptable. You can twitch and groove whatever way you see fit, but to me, it's all absurd.

When I was growing up, we had our established moves, be it the Twist, the Swim, or the Watsusi. One particular dance craze was called the Batman, and while I'll admit that it was based on a pretty bizarre premise, it at least gave us a routine, particularly when it came to establishing our stance.

Call me old-fashioned, but that lack of discipline seems to me to be part of the problem especially for those of us who are more rhythmically challenged. What annoys me even more are the people who actually believe they've mastered a smooth move. Their confidence simply pisses me off and makes me resent them even more.

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