|All images created by Alex Izaguirre. |
We were sitting over here at New Times
hitting the bong hard, listening to "Maggie May
," and our minds wandered to thoughts of Rod Stewart. High on life and THC, we got lost in this moment of nostalgia for a more youthful, sexually alluring Rod
, and suddenly, inspiration struck. Though a fit of giggles, we coughed up a sort of brilliant idea: Why not put old Rod's most defining characteristics, his hair and mole, on the heartthrobs of today? What's Justin Bieber gonna look like when he has old man spiky blond hair? Click on to see more of how well the dreamiest boys of today will look in fifty years.
Justin Bieber Card
Maybe it's not that surprising that the Biebs can actually carry off a 70 year old man's haircut. Even with the feathered look, he's still kind of a cutie. But that mole, it looks like a bit of sour cream stayed behind after the rest of the taco got tipped down the trap.
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