World Record Winner for Most Signatures Tattooed on a Back Shows Us His Penis, Maybe (VIDEO)

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Jacob Katel
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You might have already seen the video that went all viral yesterday in which I interviewed a young lass getting her anus tattooed, live in front of an audience. If not, check it out. It's something that'll stick with you forever, much like the tattoo that graces her asshole. 

But this spectacle of both sadness and adventure wasn't the only thing we enjoyed ogling at the South Florida Tattoo Expo. Moments after we first glimpsed the tatted butt, we met Funky Matas. He claims to have the world record for most signatures tattooed on a back. And the motherfucker ain't kidding. He has what looks like hundreds on there, everyone from Flea to Rob Schneider. There are so many that one of the organizers walked up and pointed out her own name marked on his flesh. 

Funky also told us about how he gave himself a dick tattoo (for real) and explains the logistics of that. Perhaps I even got a peek of it myself. Watch after the jump. 




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ExtraMedium
ExtraMedium

Why would you do that on your back where you would never see them?

 

And I absolutely loved the tat on the front of his left shoulder - "I [heart] Tities" - what's a "Titie" or "Tity"?

 

Only in Florida... hopefully.

Law_of_Identity
Law_of_Identity

@CountyGrind Just got back in town,catching up on the local gossip & my God,it just keeps getting crazier & crazier round here.Nice job Liz!

Mike Watson
Mike Watson

Liz Tracy has the news well in hand.

theresheblowws
theresheblowws

@ThatBloggerGurl I also love how the whole world is casually throwing the word "butthole" around now and I laugh every time I write it.

theresheblowws
theresheblowws

@ThatBloggerGurl the butthole tattoo girl is the reason we can't have nice things in south Florida.

FLSqueezed
FLSqueezed

@NewTimesBroward @CountyGrind I don't need to see that, thanks. I really didn't need to see "eyeball" tattooing either... Alas, too late.

ariellec
ariellec

@theliz4eva THOSE HASHTAGS

ThatBloggerGurl
ThatBloggerGurl

@theresheblowws hahaha yes. South Florida has the classiest ways of making headlines.

theliz4eva
theliz4eva

@ariellec Just getting straight to the point here with this one. Haha.

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