Butt Hole Tattoo Girl, Maria, Speaks: "Now My Ass Is Famous Overnight"

Categories: Q&A

Girl Gets Butt Hole Tattoo from Voice Media Group on Vimeo.



Have you ever been arrested?

The guy who had me put in jail was named Rockwood. He hated seeing Vince there when we had sex, so for his birthday I covered it up with "Rockwood" because anyway if we broke up then "I rock wood in my ass."

So we broke up and his mom put me in jail. She thinks I'm a whore from the streets. Her son used to steal all her jewelry and pawn it for drugs, so she manipulated the detectives into believing it was me.

I was 21, I turned 22 in jail. The day I got out, her father passed away. I said, "You fucked me over, and you lost your father the day I got my freedom back, he dies, that's karma." I went to court over and over, and I finally got probation for 18 months to three years, but I'm not behind bars, I'm not a felon. If anything, it made me stronger.

Jail woke me up though. We were all in one big room, full of bad bitches. I was showing them all my butt hole tattoo. One girl nicknamed me "dick shit." I still don't know what it means. On my birthday they even made me a card that said "Fuck Hallmark, this is jailmark."

I told them, I'm really not that sad. I got to spend it with you guys instead of Rockwood. They even hustled to make me a birthday cake. We all saved our cookies from lunch and dinner, crushed them, put them in a cup, mixed in water, put it in the microwave, and in just a few seconds it makes this cake like material. It was awesome.

marialouisedelrosario_mugshot.png
How do you make money?
I work at a mechanic shop part-time learning how to fix cars, picking up parts, answering the phone. They know. They know everything about me. What's awesome is we're open and honest about shit. I live right across the street and there's more than one shop so all the mechanic boys love me.

I have talents. I wanna write a book. I've been through hell and back, and my story is gonna blow the whole world away. Now, I just wait till the money starts piling up and I can just pull it out of my ass.

I'm real, that's all it is. I went out into the world at 15. I worked for a music business guy when I was 17, and made $1,000 a week babysitting his kids.

I worked my ass off with honest jobs and I did the right thing, and now my ass is famous overnight. I can be happy by myself with nothing. I don't need love or hate. Those are two evil things. Love can hurt you, and hate can hurt you. I'm just a beautiful disaster.


My Voice Nation Help
139 comments
del_rosario
del_rosario

Love it! Hopefully I didn't piss off that wanna be crack tattoo girl off to much! ;)

jimbrown
jimbrown

wow the tatooist allowed this, the girl was obviously drunk or on drugs while doing this..  shows that noone should go there for a tatoo, very unprofessional

Sunny
Sunny

From the first paragraph, I knew that this girl was going to be a former abused child.  So many people who've been hurt as kids grow up to keep hurting themselves.  Let this self destructive cycle be broken.

sickspazmoid
sickspazmoid

I love that she didn't GET "Dick Shit"  LOL!

 

ZeldaC
ZeldaC

She breaks my heart.

lookin4hotfeet
lookin4hotfeet

typo in last post. the plural one should've been analtattoos

X1Bs
X1Bs

Buggery Act of 1533 is sorely in need of reinstatement.

 

The Act defined buggery as an unnatural sexual act against the will of God and man. This was later defined by the courts to include only anal penetration and bestiality. The Act remained in force until its repeal in 1828.

 

According to the Act: The offenders being hereof convicted by verdict confession or outlawry shall suffer such pains of death and losses and penalties of their good chattels debts lands tenements and hereditaments as felons do according to the Common Laws of this Realm. And that no person offending in any such offence shall be admitted to his Clergy.

lhamiel
lhamiel

A one way ticket to  a scorching STD. Sounds fun.

Estee81
Estee81

Maria, you're a very beautiful girl and no child should have to go through what you went through.  God loves you very much and has great plans for your life.  You deserve much better than what you've experienced so far in your life. 

 

Psalm 147:3  He heals the brokenhearted, and binds up their wounds

 

Jesus came to rescue people just like you and me.  He wants to love you, not condemn you. 

PooSee
PooSee

So you had a hard life as a kid and you think that's a new story? Ever read all the abuse stories that people experienced and have already written about?

mistere
mistere

It is nice to see the music editor of your magazine has something more important to cover than Dan Hosker's funeral. Hosker was a music legend down here. This story has nothing to do with music.

erikdenning
erikdenning

666, lucky number 7, the man upstairs, karma... who needs critical thinking skills when you've got all that superstition (and shit)? AND her story will blow the world away.

trollkiller56
trollkiller56

trolls like X1B make this poor girl look like a shining example of morality

 

trollkiller56
trollkiller56

anyone else think trolls like jX1B sound like this girls father?

happyhomemaker29
happyhomemaker29

To me it sounds like this girl was abused by her father, and for her, she just keeps abusing herself in some ways or another, whether it be with creeps, alcohol, or this attention getting tattoo.  With this tattoo, I don't see an adult.  I see a little girl screaming look at me.  See the abuse.  Help me before it's too late.  Yes she's laughing it off. But so do some comedians' before they commit suicide.  I don't know.  I'm an abuse survivor and I just see this girl screaming for someone to help her.  Obviously she has to be the one to make the step, but this cry for attention is her drug of choice.  That's just my opinion.  It's looks to me like she'll do anything to get it, including this tattoo.

JewelD
JewelD

I dunno, I was already making fun of her before reading the article, but there's clearly some strength and poetry under all her bravado.  "I'm a beautiful disaster" is amazing - she already knows she's a mess, but she has her own style in dealing with it.

 

I just hope she realize she has more options than working across the street, depending on men, or posing for porn.  Maria, if you read this, remember:  you're smart, you can go to school and amplify your own talents, whatever they are.  It takes more than dreaming, but when you're ready, invest in yourself, for real.  (hugs)

ScottKennelly
ScottKennelly

@X1Bs Yes, that would be much better than just letting the people be. Kill them! They did something bad to themselves . . . SO THEY MUST DIE.

mike16879
mike16879

 @Estee81 Life is shit and the church is a joke....go quote your scripture somewhere else. brainwashed hack

karlito19
karlito19

 @yanxi253 No one wants to buy your crap ....*SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT*

karlito19
karlito19

 @trollkiller56 Xb1 needs help ... He is a sick man hell bent on jugging those he feels are beneath him. Thank you for putting him in his place ! 

karlito19
karlito19

Hey their Happyhoe . . . That's a pretty big assumption there ! How did you come to that conclusion ? Do you have incredible insight ? Or maybe you are psychic ? Could it have been just a lucky guess ?  No, none of those where the reason ... Mnnnnn i think i have an idea !!!!  Maybe it was stated in the Maria Louise Del Rosario interview at the bottom of the page ? With you i don't see an adult, i see an idiot. You are screaming for attention and are screaming "PAY ATTENTION TO ME BEFORE ITS TOO LATE".  Yeah you may be laughing it off now but look how many attention whores who have committed suicide !  Obviously attention is your drug of choice and you will have to make that first move to get help because we know you will do anything to make people look at you ! There is help for Know-it-allism and we are all pulling for you to get help ... good luck.

 

crews.chuck
crews.chuck

@mike16879 @Estee81 your a joke, and when Jesus comes back, you will be on ur knees begging and Pleading. I will pray for u!

surfbee11
surfbee11

 @mike16879  @Estee81 That's not nice mike 16879.  Estee81 was just giving Maria some words of encouragement.  Estee81 believes in God and that's her choice.  No need for you to be so nasty. 

ezoangelofdeath
ezoangelofdeath

 @mike16879 No Doubt, if Jesus loved her so much, then he must be one evil mofo, because why would anybody who loved her let the kind of sht happen to her that happened to her??? seems to me if god were real, and he were so great, then why wouldnt he have stepped in and saved her while this evil shit was happening to her!!

X1Bs
X1Bs

 @karlito19 Seen that one a million times... so LAME !!!!!!!!! would be correct... or UNORIGINAL..... or NOT CLEVER... would be correct.  

X1Bs
X1Bs

 @karlito19 I am not judging (it's not "jugging") anyone in the way you think or say - I am judging their actions and attitudes.  Nobody is above or beneath me in the petty way that you suggest.  We're all equal in value as human beings.  This is all completely in line with everything I have posted.  

 

You're a moron, you've been bested and schooled by your better.  You're all style and no substance.  You've been torched.

karlito19
karlito19

 @X1Bs That statement makes absolutely no sense. You are deluded sir.

bangyorded
bangyorded

 @X1Bs You know what? the nut of this is that YOU are at your desk making dozens of posts on a topic that will be forgotten tomorrow while SHE is getting a tat on her a**hole, having lusty anal sex and getting her name out there. Guess which one of you people find more interesting?

trollkiller56
trollkiller56

 @X1Bs i'm not the one going postal in endless rants about this poor girl...you are...you do sound like her father--you know, the one who abused her as a baby...

 

at first i thought you were just a dumb flamer but then i realized you actually are the shallow mean spirited idiot your posts reveal

X1Bs
X1Bs

 @karlito19 Well, kid, that's because you're a little behind on reading comprehension.  I'll make it clear for you.  You need weakened women so you not only defend but you cultivate their weakness.  You need weakened and screwed up girls because they are the only ones out there that you can handle, that you can treat shamelessly -- because you're a simple, weak, loser you can only attract and control and take from weak people.

X1Bs
X1Bs

 @bangyorded You're criticizing me for engaging in a discussion on a discussion board...how cute.

 

Well... as far as I can tell you'verengaged me but not her...you've said nothing about or to her... So, I'm going to have to say that at least YOU find me more interesting.

 

erikdenning
erikdenning

 @X1Bs

 How often did your dad (or one of your mom's boyfriends) slap you upside the head and call you weak?

trollkiller56
trollkiller56

 @X1Bs promise? seriously, i suggest having your meds checked...you take yourself way too seriously--not a bad thing, until, like you, your posturing involves denigrating and demeaning other people

X1Bs
X1Bs

 @trollkiller56 No, it's obvious what you're up to.  You pick someone and then start replying in an annoying way with little, non-clever one liners to every post they posted and you have a need to have the last word.  

 

I give you the last word.  You've been exposed and I will no longer deal with you.

 

trollkiller56
trollkiller56

 @X1Bs nahh you're demonstrating how moronic and easily exposed trolls can be

X1Bs
X1Bs

 @trollkiller56 I am engaging in conversation.  When someone replies to me I respond.  I am not ranting.  Do as you wish you little gnat...ya twat.

Now Trending

Miami Concert Tickets

From the Vault

 

Clubs

Events

Loading...