Butt Hole Tattoo Girl, Maria, Speaks: "Now My Ass Is Famous Overnight"

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via Maria Louise Del Rosario on facebook
Oh shit, then what?
When I was 19, I was dating a pill-head. He couldn't keep his dick up so I started watching porn, and the only thing that entertained me was butt sex. So, I bought a toy and started playing with myself.

When I broke up with the pill-head I asked my neighbor Vince to help me with moving his stuff out. We were real comfortable together and I told him I was curious about my little butt so he got me into it and stuff, and I was like y'know, let's brand it, but I want it in your handwriting. So he got a black marker, and signed my ass in big bold letters and then put 999, so when you flip me over it says 666.

When I got it tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn't see us getting married or starting a family.

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via Maria Louise Del Rosario on facebook
As for your new found fame?

I love it. I'm famous overnight. And I'm already all healed up and ready to go. It heals fast because the cheeks are squeezed together. No oxygen gets through. I had ten shots of Jager in me, and they're calling me a crackhead, or a meth-head. I took a drug test that morning for probation. I'm totally against man-made drugs.

I was laughing and having fun. I wish we got a dollar for every hit we got. All the video commenters, the first night I cried myself to sleep, but when I woke up in the morning and it had half a million hits, I smiled. I ain't gonna stop till I reach the top. What I wanna do with all the fame is pursue my modelling shit. I wanna show off my ink, butt naked, not clothes and crap like that. When you show off your body, it's what God blessed you with.



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ragamuffin.js
ragamuffin.js

Ever heard of a sucubus with an excuse for everything? Hear she is. Someone get this girl into bible study and around decent people. She's making women look terrible. Gutter even. Women are mothers of earth. Please help this young girl get closer to god and feel goos bout herself with class. New Times your stupid for exploiting women in this way. I'm sure there are million other stories your mothers would approve for these young children viewers listeners and readers. Your daughter could be doing the same thing in front or behind your back and you promoting it. For any good at all? You would get more viewers if you had smarter real stories inspiring the youth and all ages of today. Instead you pollute with this junk and stupid pop up on the website every time I click or change page. Annoying New Times I'm dissapointed. I've been a avid reader for 10 years n over the years you've drawn me further and further away. The only thing I look into you for now is when bands festivals and shows are playing.

ragamuffin.js
ragamuffin.js

Ever heard of a sucubus with an excuse for everything? Keep chasing a feeling girl and maybe will see something next on YouTube but I hope we don't. Someone take this girl to a bible study. Please help her. Before she destroys anymore of her buety. Setting a bad example for women all over..

ragamuffin.js
ragamuffin.js

Ever heard of a sucubus with an excuse for everything? Hear she is. Someone get this girl into bible study and around decent people. She's making women look terrible. Gutter even. Women are mothers of earth. Please help this young girl get closer to god and feel goos bout herself with class. New Times your stupid for exploiting women in this way. I'm sure there are million other stories your mothers would approve for these young children viewers listeners and readers. Your daughter could be doing the same thing in front or behind your back and you promoting it. For any good at all? You would get more viewers if you had smarter real stories inspiring the youth and all ages of today. Instead you pollute with this junk and stupid pop up on the website every time I click or change page. Annoying New Times I'm dissapointed. I've been a avid reader for 10 years n over the years you've drawn me further and further away. The only thing I look into you for now is when bands festivals and shows are playing.

ragamuffin.js
ragamuffin.js

Ever heard of a sucubus with an excuse for everything. Keep chasing a feeling girl see what you do next n maybe on youtube. I hope that won't be the case.

del_rosario
del_rosario

Love it! Hopefully I didn't piss off that wanna be crack tattoo girl off to much! ;)

jimbrown
jimbrown

wow the tatooist allowed this, the girl was obviously drunk or on drugs while doing this..  shows that noone should go there for a tatoo, very unprofessional

Sunny
Sunny

From the first paragraph, I knew that this girl was going to be a former abused child.  So many people who've been hurt as kids grow up to keep hurting themselves.  Let this self destructive cycle be broken.

sickspazmoid
sickspazmoid

I love that she didn't GET "Dick Shit"  LOL!

 

ZeldaC
ZeldaC

She breaks my heart.

lookin4hotfeet
lookin4hotfeet

typo in last post. the plural one should've been analtattoos

X1Bs
X1Bs

Buggery Act of 1533 is sorely in need of reinstatement.

 

The Act defined buggery as an unnatural sexual act against the will of God and man. This was later defined by the courts to include only anal penetration and bestiality. The Act remained in force until its repeal in 1828.

 

According to the Act: The offenders being hereof convicted by verdict confession or outlawry shall suffer such pains of death and losses and penalties of their good chattels debts lands tenements and hereditaments as felons do according to the Common Laws of this Realm. And that no person offending in any such offence shall be admitted to his Clergy.

lhamiel
lhamiel

A one way ticket to  a scorching STD. Sounds fun.

Estee81
Estee81

Maria, you're a very beautiful girl and no child should have to go through what you went through.  God loves you very much and has great plans for your life.  You deserve much better than what you've experienced so far in your life. 

 

Psalm 147:3  He heals the brokenhearted, and binds up their wounds

 

Jesus came to rescue people just like you and me.  He wants to love you, not condemn you. 

PooSee
PooSee

So you had a hard life as a kid and you think that's a new story? Ever read all the abuse stories that people experienced and have already written about?

mistere
mistere

It is nice to see the music editor of your magazine has something more important to cover than Dan Hosker's funeral. Hosker was a music legend down here. This story has nothing to do with music.

erikdenning
erikdenning

666, lucky number 7, the man upstairs, karma... who needs critical thinking skills when you've got all that superstition (and shit)? AND her story will blow the world away.

trollkiller56
trollkiller56

trolls like X1B make this poor girl look like a shining example of morality

 

trollkiller56
trollkiller56

anyone else think trolls like jX1B sound like this girls father?

ScottKennelly
ScottKennelly

@X1Bs Yes, that would be much better than just letting the people be. Kill them! They did something bad to themselves . . . SO THEY MUST DIE.

mike16879
mike16879

 @Estee81 Life is shit and the church is a joke....go quote your scripture somewhere else. brainwashed hack

karlito19
karlito19

 @yanxi253 No one wants to buy your crap ....*SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT**SPAM ALERT*  *SPAM ALERT*

karlito19
karlito19

 @trollkiller56 Xb1 needs help ... He is a sick man hell bent on jugging those he feels are beneath him. Thank you for putting him in his place ! 

ragamuffin.js
ragamuffin.js

Someone can't think clearly when there angry. Its OK your ignorant. Negative thinking leaves open to work for the devil and you nah get paid. Go take basic CPR classes so scientificlly speaking you can learn step 1. Keep calm in all decision making to achieve any goal. Someone didn't teach you words can move mountains so you sling yours around like monkey poo. Its OK tho. There still hope for you. First step is to kick your unhappiness n anger with positive thoughts. Everything else will fall into place for you. I hope whatever you went threw that gave you such an outlook on the work and left you with a bad taste in your mouth. I hope you learn to not blame but take responsibility for your actions only and forgive the ones you can not control. So move forward brother and love yourself.

crews.chuck
crews.chuck

@mike16879 @Estee81 your a joke, and when Jesus comes back, you will be on ur knees begging and Pleading. I will pray for u!

surfbee11
surfbee11

 @mike16879  @Estee81 That's not nice mike 16879.  Estee81 was just giving Maria some words of encouragement.  Estee81 believes in God and that's her choice.  No need for you to be so nasty. 

ezoangelofdeath
ezoangelofdeath

 @mike16879 No Doubt, if Jesus loved her so much, then he must be one evil mofo, because why would anybody who loved her let the kind of sht happen to her that happened to her??? seems to me if god were real, and he were so great, then why wouldnt he have stepped in and saved her while this evil shit was happening to her!!

X1Bs
X1Bs

 @karlito19 Seen that one a million times... so LAME !!!!!!!!! would be correct... or UNORIGINAL..... or NOT CLEVER... would be correct.  

X1Bs
X1Bs

 @karlito19 I am not judging (it's not "jugging") anyone in the way you think or say - I am judging their actions and attitudes.  Nobody is above or beneath me in the petty way that you suggest.  We're all equal in value as human beings.  This is all completely in line with everything I have posted.  

 

You're a moron, you've been bested and schooled by your better.  You're all style and no substance.  You've been torched.

karlito19
karlito19

 @X1Bs That statement makes absolutely no sense. You are deluded sir.

bangyorded
bangyorded

 @X1Bs You know what? the nut of this is that YOU are at your desk making dozens of posts on a topic that will be forgotten tomorrow while SHE is getting a tat on her a**hole, having lusty anal sex and getting her name out there. Guess which one of you people find more interesting?

trollkiller56
trollkiller56

 @X1Bs i'm not the one going postal in endless rants about this poor girl...you are...you do sound like her father--you know, the one who abused her as a baby...

 

at first i thought you were just a dumb flamer but then i realized you actually are the shallow mean spirited idiot your posts reveal

X1Bs
X1Bs

 @karlito19 Well, kid, that's because you're a little behind on reading comprehension.  I'll make it clear for you.  You need weakened women so you not only defend but you cultivate their weakness.  You need weakened and screwed up girls because they are the only ones out there that you can handle, that you can treat shamelessly -- because you're a simple, weak, loser you can only attract and control and take from weak people.

X1Bs
X1Bs

 @bangyorded You're criticizing me for engaging in a discussion on a discussion board...how cute.

 

Well... as far as I can tell you'verengaged me but not her...you've said nothing about or to her... So, I'm going to have to say that at least YOU find me more interesting.

 

erikdenning
erikdenning

 @X1Bs

 How often did your dad (or one of your mom's boyfriends) slap you upside the head and call you weak?

trollkiller56
trollkiller56

 @X1Bs promise? seriously, i suggest having your meds checked...you take yourself way too seriously--not a bad thing, until, like you, your posturing involves denigrating and demeaning other people

X1Bs
X1Bs

 @trollkiller56 No, it's obvious what you're up to.  You pick someone and then start replying in an annoying way with little, non-clever one liners to every post they posted and you have a need to have the last word.  

 

I give you the last word.  You've been exposed and I will no longer deal with you.

 

trollkiller56
trollkiller56

 @X1Bs nahh you're demonstrating how moronic and easily exposed trolls can be

X1Bs
X1Bs

 @trollkiller56 I am engaging in conversation.  When someone replies to me I respond.  I am not ranting.  Do as you wish you little gnat...ya twat.

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