Butthole Tattoo Girl: "I Can Sing Better Than That B!%#h Lauryn Hill"

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Maria Louise Del Rosario may not be known as the "Butthole Tattoo Girl" much longer. She says she's got a beautiful singing voice, and it's just one of the many talents she wants to share with the world. One of her greatest musical inspirations is Rihanna's song "Hard," but when it comes to "Killing Me Softly," she says, "I can sing better than that bitch Lauryn Hill, even my friend said so."

We caught up with Maria to find out about the new crown of thorns tattoo she got around her butthole, over the two names that were already there, and her potential new role as a songstress. 


New Times: Wasup? How's it going?

Maria Louise Del Rosario: Hey, I gotta tell you, it's funny, but you twisted my words around for our last interview. The girl in jail called me "Thick Shit," like t-h-i-c-k. Not "Dick Shit," like you said.

Oh shit, sorry, I can go back and change it?

No, just leave it, just leave it, it's funny. It's all over the world now. Even if it's not on purpose, take whatever ammo I give you and shoot away.

So, it's been a couple weeks now since the South Florida Tattoo Expo. What's with you?

I'm on my way walking to the train station to go get the love of my life. I met him last night on the phone. We stayed up talking all night. We literally didn't sleep. He pulled some slick shit and said he met me before.

Are you gonna get his name tattooed on your butthole?

No. I'm gonna get it tattooed on my finger.

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Erica Diaz
Erica Diaz

I was looking through todays mug shots and guess whose lovely face popped up????

Emmett_AU
Emmett_AU

@BrianBeckner : so the facts now have required reading?

RHFusillo
RHFusillo

@BrianBeckner Thank you, Brian. That was enlightening. #butholetattoogirl has strong takes.

TFPWillEat
TFPWillEat

@BrianBeckner I learned something new today. She has the same safety words as Bartolo Colon. #ifisaytacothatmeansgo

Nancy Powers
Nancy Powers

This Posting Is Offensive & InAppropriate

Laina Todd
Laina Todd

Wow. She is just sad. Hope she gets some help. She's on a fast train to nowhere.

Brewkkake
Brewkkake

@NewTimesBroward I bumped into her in Pompano last week and will forever regret not getting a picture with her asshole.

GFGander
GFGander

@desboobs @countygrind "I like it hard in the ass, so I put a gun there not a dick." wtf

kerry__b
kerry__b

@desboobs Jesus. This girl. I can't. "I like it hard in the ass, so I put a gun there not a dick." #idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore

harpy0
harpy0

She does not appear to have even that high of a standard. I think my armpits are growing mullets just reading her comments. Anyone else have a sudden interest for NASCAR and Busch beer?

Proof that Natural Selection is a dead concept for humanity.

harpy0
harpy0

Hahaha!!! Says she's going to teach class. Hahaha!!! Good grief this girl needs a dictionary because she ipad everything except class, probably including every std too. See guy wearing mask. He hates his job now. He's probably caught snyphilis. Lol. He had to get tattoo gun extension and titanium needle to break through the scans. Ew!!! And we all had seen people that brag about their singing like that. Remember American Idol that show they used to run, maybe they still do, don't know, but its the ones with the mot confidence that are the absolute worst. And they always say, "I can sing good because my friend told me." What an brick. Does she not know that she just lost her name. No one wants to buy a ticket to hear buttholetattoogirl sing. They can hear that all day on free porn. Geez.

harpy0
harpy0

Me too. You know when most of us people learn about what it is to have class, we aren't generally escorted to our father's bed whole mom is at the grocery store buying Brillo pads and more beer. That is exactly why we should enforce stricter punishments for child molesters. This is the world our children are growing up in.

just think, there's over 6 billion people on this planet, some undiscovered species lurking in our own backyards, potential cures for fatal diseases and maybe even mortality, organs that can be replicated in 3 dimensional printers, global crisis, an entire universe of unknown possibilities, even potentially multiple universes according to quantum theory and this is the best story to fill the vacancy?

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