At Coachella, folks come from all over the world to lose themselves in the music. They'll employ almost anything in this quest -- but mostly drugs. Some of the folks below have taken too many, some are badly in need of a buzz, but all are our favorite awkward Coachella dancers. We're not trying to dis; people such as them make the experience so much fun. Three cheers to Nanette Gonzales and Taylor Hamby, who helped put this post together, and the dubstep at the Do LaB stage, without which most of these moves would not be possible.
10. Touch the Sky, Touch the Floor.
It almost looks like the ladies above spent a few minutes rehearsing these power moves beforehand, but then were like, "Nah, we'll just do what comes natural."
9. Come Fly Away With Me.
There's nothing like a cape to give a man the sense that he can fly. Up, up, and away with you, fine-feathered friend.
Her gesticulations say "straight gangsta," while her outfit and accessories cry out for stronger role models.
7. Bucking bronco.
There's something subliminally seductive about a man waving around a stuffed horsie-head on a stick. Actually, come to think of it, not really.