Ten Most Shocking Things Spotted at Blood on the Dance Floor Show

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Ian Witlen
Editor's Note: New Times writer Hans Morgenstern cautiously made his way to Revolution Live for about seven hours of complete fascination with touches of horror. What follows are the ten most shocking things he spotted at the Blood on the Dance Floor show last night. Click here for the full review.

10. One girl, getting fondled by her boyfriend, had an image of a dick with hairy balls drawn with a Sharpie on her left shoulder.

9. She and her boyfriend wound up dry-humping at the back of the pit soon after the opening act.

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8. Two pairs of young teens having sex in the men's room before the shows even started.

7. There were a couple of shady men in the crowd, but later we saw them all checking up on their kids on the other side of the venue. Turned out the only obvious molester in the crowd was some drunk girl who grabbed our fearless companion's ass several times. Like any good man with a PhD, he simply stood there and took it, his eyes bulging out of their sockets in shock.

6. Among the youngest attendees was a little girl no more than toddler age perched on one dad's shoulder. At least they only seemed to stay for the first couple of acts.
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5. A young dude with a shaved head wore a white bandanna over the lower half of his face and a "Call of Duty" T-shirt. 

4. There was the comodification of iconic film music as intros. Aggro-goth rocker William Control pranced out to the strains of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka singing "Pure Imagination," and Wendy Carlos' Moog-centric theme from A Clockwork Orange heralded the appearance of sleazy rapper Deuce.

3. After his first song, the weaselly Deuce immediately went shopping for a girl in the crowd to come up onstage and dance. Up went a skinny, little blond-haired teen, and he wound up singing into her flat chest.
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2. It was Fleet Week, so the sailors were in town. One Marine corporal, who had been drinking beer at the bar while a cougar mom chatted him up, decided to join the mosh pit for Deuce's final song. He hopped up and down during Deuce's "America," only to get slammed to the ground for a couple of the most embarrassing tumbles ever seen in a dance circle. A sergeant and a sailor had to come down to remove him. He went back to sitting at the bar with the cougar.
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1. A girl who said it was her birthday was brought on stage to have a seat during Blood on the Dance Floor's set. As guitarist/singer Dahvie Vanity crooned "Happy Birthday" to her, he stripped to the point of having his bare ass hanging out his pants and then seemed to use her lap as toilet paper.


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Elise
Elise

When I went to a concert with a friend **she didn't want to go alone** He took his pants off and let the preteens slap his ass on stage

jacktreese2
jacktreese2

It disgusts me how anybody can actually like this group.  For an artist that prides himself on anti-bullying, Dahvie Vanity sure acts, sings and talks like one.  Verbally and physically assaulting teenaged girls is disgusting, especially when they're standing up for themselves--you know, preventing their own bullying and being taken advantage of.  It's not even about being a "hater," it's about being fully aware of atrocity.

Allowing your children to listen to this perverted excuse for music is one thing, but if you let your children go to one of these shows, you have failed as a parent.  Congratulations.  I hope that pedophile Dahvie goes to prison someday.

diamondgirl28670
diamondgirl28670

Seriously Dude I was at the last 3 shows they have had in NC and i took both of my daughters one is 9 and one is 18 and we have4 met both of them and talked to them and all i got to say is I love those 2 men with all my heart. Dahvie has sung to us outside and he made my 9 year feel so much better about her life and those 2 beautiful men will always have this moms love and gratitude... Bash them all you want but we will be at every show they have in NC

jujubeanlol
jujubeanlol

Ok so I'm going to an ALL AGES concert and let's just say, well, I'm under the age of 12. My friend (who also likes botdf) and my mom will be going. Since it's an all ages concert will they still play songs like sexting? I don't want my mom to hear those and if Dahvie (my idol) moons the crowd.......... XDDDDD

Brian VonVanity
Brian VonVanity

Damnn!! I wish i was the chick that said it was her birthday!!! >:O

BOTDF family
BOTDF family

We're young and wanna have fun, you're just too stuck. You don't like the music and the ambiance ? That's okay you have your own taste but you shouldn't report on something you don't understand.

Guest
Guest

"10. One girl, getting fondled by her boyfriend, had an image of a dick with hairy balls drawn with a Sharpie on her left shoulder." Have you walked into any high school recently? Apparently not.Shocked yet? No, no I am not."7. There were a couple of shady men in the crowd, but later we saw them all checking up on their kids on the other side of the venue. Turned out the only obvious molester in the crowd was some drunk girl who grabbed our fearless companion's ass several times. Like any good man with a PhD, he simply stood there and took it, his eyes bulging out of their sockets in shock."The reason for adding this was? "6. Among the youngest attendees was a little girl no more than toddler age perched on one dad's shoulder. At least they only seemed to stay for the first couple of acts."That was on the parents and they way the choose to parent the child, if they want to take them to a BOTDF show, then all the power to 'em."5. A young dude with a shaved head wore a white bandanna over the lower half of his face and a "Call of Duty" T-shirt. "Also, what reason was there to add this? I've seen kids dress worse in high school and just generally in public."1. A girl who said it was her birthday was brought on stage to have a seat during Blood on the Dance Floor's set. As guitarist/singer Dahvie Vanity crooned "Happy Birthday" to her, he stripped to the point of having his bare ass hanging out his pants and then seemed to use her lap as toilet paper."What was this girl's age exactly? Did she complain or fight it? Did she end up going up there willingly? I'm sure if she allowed it to happen she was of age and ended up enjoying herself, even if Dahvie's ass ended up on her lap.

Also, to all those fans out there screaming 'BOTDF FOR LIFE' you're making the band look as good as this writer is.

Jboger98
Jboger98

Fuck you you fucking pussy that's just a concert

karli.kindle
karli.kindle

I ended up going to the Fight To Unite Tour , and Oh My God , it was the best experience ever !  Dahvie ended up kissing the back of my hand , and then said , and I quote , "I like your hair - it really brings out your eyes" .  He also saw my Yoshi backpack and said , "Oh My God , is that Yoshi ?!  That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen !" - Jayy liked my Hello Kitty hat as well , calling it adorable .  (:  Yes , Dahvie mooned the crowd while he was crowd surfing [don't ask me how that's even possible , he's talented] , and Jayy was shirtless at one point .  But they make hundreds of people happy , and that was my first concert .  Jayy and Dahvie have been told several times that they've saved peoples lives - and they really have .  I used to be a closed up person , and I never wanted to go outside and hangout with people or do anything , but ever since I started listening to BOTDF [3 years in August] , I've opened up a lot more and I'm happy .  I'm actually excited to go to school , out to the movies , outside with friends , to the park , or etc. - BOTDF made me open up and show who I really am , and not give a damn what people have to say about me;; and I really thank them for that<3  They're truly the fans' band .  (:

Dakotah
Dakotah

hahaha. I love them 

Kaelinn(;
Kaelinn(;

Dahvie mooned the crowd in Illinois <3 I would have been okay with #1 happening to me (; LMAO <3!BOTDF for life << I can't wait to see them in Warped Tour this summer !!

Nick94sixx
Nick94sixx

i love how only the fucking drooling slut fuck girls go all botdf 4 life fuck botdf there a bunch of washed up drug addicts who need to seriously learn to stop doing this type of shit in bars and clubs with kids around

Mrs.Vanity
Mrs.Vanity

You haven't seen anything yet dude.*haters make them famous.BOTDF ALL DA WAY!!!!!!

Kim
Kim

The girl in #10 had that dick drawn on her by Dahvie from Blood on the Dance Floor himself XD And some of these moments were just amazing or hilarious.

izzie
izzie

BOTDF 4 LIFE!!!(screw all these haters and listen to it,its good for your health) I wish I was that birthday girl!!

Owenscortney
Owenscortney

Blood on the Dance Floor are a musical genius and if you don't like it...well then please open your mind before your mouth. Just because you don't like it or understand it doesn't mean others do not. This goes out to all the bands who are mistaken on looks. If you don't like it just simply don't listen to them anymore and move on with your life. No need to dwell on the negative when there are positives in life.SGTC forever and always <3

Caseycrm07
Caseycrm07

Hahahah this is hilarious. the shows were amazing i had d fortune to attend 5 shows best days of d year so far n everyone who is shock by this non sense could suck on a donkey herpes DICK!!!!!! every i mean EVERY concert on planet earth has  the good the bad n d ugly n its all part of show biz so it means they r getting there BOTDF 4 life <3

Danielrosegrace
Danielrosegrace

That is fuckin awesome lol the 1st one is seriously the best. I wish Dahvie would've done that to me xD

James Ray
James Ray

I loved this whole show... Okay the Deuce moment with the girl in Atlanta was a little awkward but oh well... All the artist did great and put on an amazing show!! I cant wait to see Blood On The Dance Floor this summer!! <3

A fan of their muisic.
A fan of their muisic.

If you don't like what goes on at their concerts then don't go, leave the people who go alone, all they're doing is enjoying themselves.

Also, some of the things listed here are from a Deuce concert, and I understand they just got through touring together, but most of these things  could happen at any concert.

xGOREgasmx
xGOREgasmx

...And this is why I've disowned BOTDF..

Ian
Ian

Unfortunately the couple who brought their 3 year old child with them, stayed until the bitter end. They should be charged with child endangerment for not giving her ear plugs.

WonderD
WonderD

 @jujubeanlol Yes, I went to an all ages concert and they did. And their other sex related songs. Just don't take your mom if you are woried.

zeitgeist
zeitgeist

@Owenscortney "musical genius" lol

James Ray
James Ray

Sir that's not entirely true, I'm pretty sure no harm came to the child. And kids need to be introduced to good music at a young age. <3 This was the perfect show for that kid. I wish  I was that privileged when I was younger.

Rayeburke
Rayeburke

Ummm dude ur stupid this music is da best so gget a life,haters be haten

Guest
Guest

It isn't good music to /you/, sure. That doesn't mean it wouldn't be to anyone who enjoys the band and their music. If a parent brought their child to the show and stayed until the end, very well, that's on them and the way they parent the child. The business should be of no one else aside from the parents.

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