Ten Best Holiday Songs You Won't Hear in Starbucks
|Beck wants robots to celebrate the holidays too.|
This song is the confuser: "Do I hate it? Do I love it?" Well I don't know, and I'm not sure that I mind. It's just awful enough to be lovable, and that is why it's number ten.
9. Beck - Little Drum Machine Boy
This song starts out with some pretty generic '90s drum machine beats until a robotic M.C. comes in and starts dropping rhymes. Beck then says, "That's the Chanukah Robot funk. Right about now, we're gonna drop some Chanukah science... Yea-yea." And then it's an awesome Beck song about (the aforementioned) Chanukah science, vaguely to the melody of "Little Drummer Boy." Awesome.
8. The Sonics - I Don't Believe in Christmas
This song is about harboring resentment toward the entire event of Christmas because you didn't get the gift you wanted. Well, what would the holidays be without at least one person being irrationally grinchy for selfish and materialistic reasons? (By the way, if you know anyone like this... go find them and share your eggnog with them!)
7. David Bazan - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
From Pedro the Lion's frontman, on one of his solo records, comes a cover of the old Christmas classic, with some extra verses of his own. It's haunting, all in minor chords, and Bazan sings with such heaviness. Like many things about this holiday, it is sad and beautiful. But unlike most of those things, this is actually original and sincere.
6. Bright Eyes - Blue Christmas
This is not the maudlin affair you might expect from a Bright Eyes cover of "Blue Christmas." Nor is it camped up like the Elvis version. It hits a nice middle ground and turns a song that has been ruined for me into something really listenable. (I'm sorry Elvis; I love you and once loved your cover of "Blue Christmas," but I worked in the mall in high school, so I pretty much never want to hear it again.)
5. The Pixies - Holiday Song
So this isn't strictly a holiday song... but it's called "Holiday Song," and it certainly captures the feeling of disillusionment and regret that so many people tend to feel around this time. So I will call this... the song that you blast in your car when you offer to drive to the liquor store for your wasted family just so you can escape the madness for 20 minutes.
Only Thieves - Hammered for the Holidays
Though these Tallahassee natives are little-known outside of our fair capital, I had to throw this in there because it so perfectly captures the spirit of the season. Plus, there's the sound of a beer can being popped 12 seconds in. I'm into it. (Click to Download it FREE!)
WORST Holiday Song:
Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song
Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY, knows this song... but nobody likes it. And after 15 years of hearing it every holiday season, I'm tired of hearing it. "The Chanukah Song" was kind of funny for the first five years or so, but now it is time for it to die. Where's that homicidal Robot Santa from Futurama when you need him???