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| With our help, you can look this snazzy too |
When Steven Tyler takes the stage at BankAtlantic Center tonight, his stunning fashion choices may cause you to pause for a moment to ponder how his look may have come together. Though we at County Grind can't tell you exactly what the man goes through while getting dressed, we can offer you a simple, step by step guide to achieving a similar look on your own. Be warned though, fashion is a path for the courageous.
Behold the seven easy steps anyone can take to look just like the Demon of Screamin below.
Step 1:Put on your boldest pair of underwear and grab a weapon.
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| Brady Newbill |
Step 2: Hitch-hike to the Everglades and kill seven rattle snakes.
Step 3:Turn the snakes into pants and rock 'em like you mean it. |
| Brady Newbill |
Step 4: Grab a sharper weapon.
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Step 5: Slay a psychedelic cheetah.
Step 6: Turn it into a shirt. |
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Step 7:Fill in the blanks with stuff that's laying around the house and... viola!
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It's Amazin' how easy it is to dress like Steven Tyler!
Aerosmith, with Sammy Hagar & the Wabos. 7:30 p.m. Monday, August 9, at BankAtlantic Center, 1 Panther Parkway, Sunrise. Tickets cost $59.50 to $200. Call 800-745-3000; or click here.