Nine Dating Apps That Will Match You With Your Foodie Soulmate

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8. Singles With Food Allergies
From having to steer clear of seafood restaurants because of shellfish and avoiding Five Guys because of the peanuts, food allergies can be incredibly isolating. The founder of Singles With Food Allergies, Matty Thomas, knows that -- she's dairy-free, shellfish-free, and nut-free. When it comes time for first dates, it can be awkward to send your potential lover a text listing every allergy you have -- as if it were a second-grade field-trip form -- when he/she suggests somewhere to dine. The website lists wheat, milk, eggs, gluten, peanuts, tree nuts, fish, soy, and shellfish as potential allergens with which to join people. Besides, even if the date goes sour and you accidentally ingest something you shouldn't, at least you know your date already knows how to use an EpiPen! (And if it goes well, you won't need it to get your hearts racing.)

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7. Sober and Single
Sober singles have it the worst, worse than any other type of single out there. While many might look for solace from their loneliness at the bottom of a glass bottle of Moscato, sober singles must endure their pain with a BAL of 0.00. Imagine -- because I'm pretty sure this happens only in movies -- a potential suitor from across the bar offers to buy you a drink, but you must turn it down. "Sorry, I'm pregnant. I mean, on antibiotics," you stutter for the 342nd time. Sober and Single has your back! The site pairs on-the-wagon people together so you no longer have to worry about explaining your drink order: a Shirley Temple on the rocks.
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