Jennifer Aniston Fills Her Pool With Smartwater, Has Alien Love Child (Video)
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You may know it as the Fame school, where adolescents danced in the cafeteria and learned Shakespeare instead of algebra.
Because she's a fellow alum, I've followed her career. And the tabloid articles. And her Smartwater endorsements (if drinking water can give you that hair and body... I want some of that).
So, it shocked me (and gave me a slight frisson of jealous pleasure) to watch this "secret security camera footage" taken from the star's home and leaked by Ryan Seacrest. In it, we learn that Aniston has two secret love children (including a space alien); is, in fact, pregnant again; has really bad hair; and not only drinks Smartwater... she swims in it.
It's actually a brilliant spoof that proves the actress has a sense of humor. And wait till you see who her secret son is.
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