Today's Read: "Pole Dancing With Paula Deen, Y'All!"

From Erin Hershey's intro featuring Paula Deen on the stripper pole: "Now, does anybody here still think that nice girls don't pole dance? 'Cause y'all are out of your crazy minds if you do! Us Southern girls love a good twirl 'round the ole sexy stick, and like my brother Bubba says, every day you can splay your legs on the right side of the dirt is a good one!"  Read the rest here.