Mario Batali Breaks the Bed on The Chew

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Maybe it's time to take the gun and leave the cannoli, Mario.
In an obvious homage to stoners disguised as a holiday slumber party, The Chew co-hosts clowns wear pajamas and tumble into communal beds to eat General Tso's chicken out of Chinese takeout containers.

No... we're not stoned ourselves. It actually happened, and we'll never be the same after witnessing it.

At first, we were confused when we tuned in... Why is Mario Batali wearing a plaid dress? Then we realized it was a robe. And that everyone was wearing PJs.

Because when you're a group of adults who have absolutely nothing in common other than a shared sense of shame in your career choice and hatred for your agent, you get together in your PJs and hang out in front of a camera.

Like they say in the infomercials... but wait... there's more!

As Mario Batali climbs into bed with Michael Symon, the bed collapses. Seriously. We can't make this shit up, believe us. We're totally not that creative.

Watch Batali realize he needs to get both HCG injections and a new booking agent after the jump:
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6 comments
Calhones
Calhones

That broken bed wiped the stupid grin off of Batali's face lickity split!

marcheeks
marcheeks

the show would be so much better if they got rid of Oz's daughter, the African American woman  and Mario Batali.  I find him gross to look at and listen to.  Clinton is great and Michael Symon's personality can carry it.  They need to dump the others and have different guests each day.

Yak
Yak

And to think they replaced One Life to Live with this shit. Oh, wait! Now I get it!

freakerdude
freakerdude

Whoever is in charge of this disaster called a show should be fired and replaced by someone capable. Dr Oz's daughter, the tall african american lady, and the effeminate guy do not fit well with the others.

Tricia Woolfenden
Tricia Woolfenden

Every clip you post from this show is the new most uncomfortable thing I've ever watched. How have they not killed it yet?

Laine Doss
Laine Doss

You know, it's the gift that keeps on giving. For me, The Chew is like the RNC candidates for a political reporter....lots of fodder.

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