Fort Lauderdale, Do You Have Water? Because We Don't.

• We need lube to shove your own head up your ass!

• Still no water in Las Olas! :(

•  She (Lucinda) should be FIRED on the spot. Or person who told her to do this ($24.00 from $3.99 ?) - outrages! "Only in South Florida"!

• cvs on dixie and 26th st  the  assistant manager in training  Lucinda decided to change the price of a case of water (reg 3.99) to 24.00!!!! That is outrageous shame on her!

• Theres water now. Everybody chill out. But make sure to boil it before use.

• no water on NE 8th Terrace and Oakland Park Blvd, Middle River Homes. Just got one of the last cases at 7-11

• Wow!  I didn't think the outage went all the way up to Boca Raton.

• Christmas dinner for 22 people and we can't do the dishes.  We are on Bayview.  Maybe we'll have to use our emergency Hurricane water supplies after all.  Our guests had to pee behind our Palm trees.  The guys loved it, and the gals were afraid of snakes. 

• no water in LLoyd Estates Oakland Park

• no water in Lauderdale by the sea

• no water in lets

• Dammit it the crap in my toilet is gonna overflow!

• No water at all @ Commercial & 31st

• We seem to still have water in Pompano at Sample & Federal.

• No water at all for Bayview between Sunrise and Oakland. 

• you can't do that period, because the bars can't run well without water. City may implement sanctions for businesses to close without working toilets, so I'd stay home, and wash your ass in the pool, or maybe at the beach.

• Take a pig bath.  Have a buddy piss on you.  Hi my name is buddy. 

• COME ONE MAN  I WANT TO GO OUT I CANT DO THAT IF I DNT WASH MY ASS!!!!!! HURRY UP

• yes you can !!!!! I have done it.

• That's bad new for Chistmas,,,,

• You can't douche with lube!

• Here's the low down,  Water main break at 6th ave and 38th st. No idea when it will be fixed. City official on scene stated it could take days. The main that ruptured was a crucial feeder main. The rupture occurred in Oakland Park, at roughly 7:45pm. Residents in over 90% of Fort Lauderdale, and surrounding cities are reporting little to no water pressure. Businesses, and restaurants trying to stay open through the holiday weekend are facing closure without ample supply of clean drinkable water. 

• Very little water pressure in Harbordale

• thats something a poor person would say

• What do you need water for in Wilton manors? Use lube instead.

• good thing santa drinks milk

• no water in wilton manors and the douche on the emergency public works line picks up and hangs up when u finally get thru

• all I want for Christmas is water

•  Bayview @ Commercial............... no pressure at all!!

• NO WATER in Coral Ridge Isles at all and no communication

• Fix this shit you fucking city cunts

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