Anthony Bourdain's A Krampus Carol
| Krampus is coming to town....it sucks to be you. |
We're sure you've heard about Santa Claus and how he brings presents to all good little children. But we want to tell you about who visits naughty little children - Krampus.
No, Krampus is not the evil little gremlin that visits mommy once a month and makes her cranky (that's cramps). Krampus is the evil man who beats the crap out of bad children, shoves them into a sack and eats them.
Did you swipe a crunch bar from the local grocer? Did you sneak out of the house to play without your parents' permission? Krampus knows all..and he will pay you a visit.
Watch Anthony Bourdain's vision of kiddie hell, my little pretties. And be good. Be very, very good.
Watch A Krampus Carol after the jump:
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