The Ten Dumbest Halloween Food Costumes Ever

Halloween is around the corner, and every year, you run into the same problem -- do you wear the sexy or funny costume? Our answer is, as always -- it depends on whether you want to get laid... ever.

Here is a collection of Halloween costumes that are truly terrifying... and for all the wrong reasons. Weird, tacky, and just plain politically incorrect -- we bring you the ten dumbest food costumes ever.

See also: Ten Delicious Halloween Costumes for Your Pup

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10. Spoon and Fork - Besides the fact that this is a couples costume (which, once again, brings up the sad reality that we're spending another Halloween single), we don't like the all-too-obvious sexual references here at the Clean Plate Charlie office/Sunday school: That spooning leads to forking.
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9. Bologna - So you wanted to be Lady Gaga for Halloween but the beef jerky kept getting stuck in your sewing machine. It's understandable that you resorted to buying a costume, but the packaged lunchmeat just wasn't the way to go, buckaroo.

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8. Spaghetti and meatballs? - So we think this is a spaghetti and meatballs costume... then we saw the giant eyeballs on top. Here's the thing with costumes -- pick one idea. You can either be spaghetti and meatballs or a strange alien creature... because if you try to be both, people will obviously think you're starting a new religion and worship your tentacles...  or noodles.

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7. Beer Pong - Worse than the couples costume is the group costume. Now you have to find five friends who not only want to dress like you on Halloween but also want to walk around all night with no use of their hands. On the bright side -- if they have to pee, they can just go in a cup.

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6.  Milk Carton - Have you seen this person? He was last seen at Bob's Tavern... looking like a douchebag! Seriously, dude. Do you think anyone is going to actually look for the person who thinks this costume is funny?

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I can't believe you don't know the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! Great costume!!


Oh no. I bought that lobster costume for my baby for Halloween. I'm going as butter and hubby is lemon.


quite funny

Fat Hand
Fat Hand

#8 is not a food costume, it is a religious costume. Don't you see how the flying spaghetti monster is blessing that pastafarian with his noodly appendage?

Laine Doss
Laine Doss

You're right.  I suspected it was a pastafarian religious ceremony..but you just can't be sure these days.

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