WIN Two Free Tickets to Fright Nights!

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Your pal Clean Plate Charlie has two tickets to Fright Nights, the annual haunted house extravaganza at the South Florida Fairgrounds.

These tickets would normally cost ya $15 apiece, but he'll give them to you at the low, low price of absolutely free!

The tickets give you access to the three haunted houses on display: Freakers (based on childhood fears and the creepy things that used to crawl out of your toy box), Hex (based on the witches and gypsies of Baton Rouge), and Hollow Hill (a home for the criminally insane). If you're not trembling too much and you want to play any midway games, you can pay for those a la carte.

NOTE: These tickets are ONLY good on Thursday October 20 or Thursday, October 27.

To win, tell us a Halloween-related joke below in the comments section. (Be sure to include your email address when you log in, or in the comment, so that we can notify you of you win.)

We will pick a winner at midday Tuesday.

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Location Info


South Florida Fairgrounds

W. Palm Beach, West Palm Beach, FL

Category: General


My Voice Nation Help

Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?

Nolan: I don’t know.
Brandon: The Boogie Man!

Linda Ann
Linda Ann

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl She was dressed as an Angel. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!" The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time." Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag. The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!"


Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

They are "Too Wrapped Up" in thwemselves.


i like hunyed houses but theiy scare me good even if they tried


What did the skeleton say to the bartender?Bring me three beers and a mop!

Robin Potter
Robin Potter

The Cemetery Shortcut

One dark night two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

The old man grumbled. "Those fools misspelled my name!"

Maria Jose
Maria Jose

Vampires In A Bar Three vampires walk into a bar.The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they'll have. ?The first vampire says, (Transylvanian accent inferred)"I'll have a glass of O Positive."The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."  The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver.I'll just have a glass of plasma."The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells, "Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"

Clean Plate Charlie
Clean Plate Charlie

Congratulations Maria, you're our winner! Check your facebook to find out how to pick up your tickets.

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