Ron Jeremy Rum Owner Explains Product: "Captain Morgan has one leg, Ron de Jeremy has Three"
"Ron actually means rum in Spanish," they told me smiling, as customers sampled shots poured by a big-breasted blonde in a skin-tight dress. "It made sense to go with him."
Admittedly, I was hesitant to try any liquid branding the name of someone who ejaculates for a living. And the promotional flier, "Meet the legend. Taste his rum," didn't help to ease my concern of what exactly his rum was. But after some coercion, I tried the smooth, Panamanian spirit. Aged for seven years, it has a surprisingly good amount of spice and flavor for something sporting the face of a man who's starred in films like, "Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio" and "Generally Horny Hospital." It wasn't all that bad.
The spiced rum, in a longer, slimmer bottle, isn't yet available in the country, but it should be in stores with the aged rum in the coming weeks. "People are really enjoying the spiced version," said Hietalahti. And when asked why I should switch to theirs over my normal choice, Captain Morgan, Laune reminded me, "Captain Morgan has one leg, Ron de Jeremy has three."
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