The Ten Worst Food Tattoos... Ever

By Laine Doss Fri., Aug. 12 2011 at 12:21 PM

Forget Mom....we love meat more!

The 16th-annual South Florida Tattoo Expo takes over the Marriott Coral Springs Hotel and Convention Center this weekend, filling the center with a cornucopia of talented ink artists and painted ladies and gentlemen.

Tattoos are a thing of beauty. Dating back to the beginnings of mankind, they forever mark the recipient with meaningful messages of loss, hope, and heritage... usually.

Then again, there are tattoos that become permanent reminders of what a douchebag you are when you're either drunk, on vacation, or taking a dare.

With that in mind, we present a collection of the ten worst food-related tattoos... ever.

10. Here's the thing... if you're old enough to get a tattoo, then you're too old for Hello Kitty. What's next -- a Smurf cooking?

9. Ummm... yeah... there's that too. We're hoping Papa Smurf's cooking up something tasty.

8. Hey, we love bacon too. But we've got limits. For one, we don't tattoo that pronouncement on our bodies. Secondly, unlike pigs, we wash our little hooves every now and again.

7. The Taco Bells were in a perpetual turf war with their rival gang, the Burger Kings....

6. We never knew bacon and pickle were buddies. Nor did we care. We still don't.

5. Matching tattoos are a notoriously bad idea. Especially when they involve breakfast.

4. A McDonald's tramp stamp. We have no words.

3. We guess northern New York state is pretty far from heaven.

2. And this is your brain on drugs.

1. Assburger. Home of the assburger. Coming to a food court near you.

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The Riot

this big riggs know nothing about tattoos and "lower class" prolly the nerd type from high school that is a pussy and couldnt handle such a rush of exileration tattoos give to us "lower class" and "upper class" folk.....get bent loser Kristyn u set off better than i did glad to see a fellow artista' passionate as u are....

Kristyn Bat

Yeah, I was going to say the same thing about the I Love Bacon tattoo. Those feet are filthy from ink being wiped onto them, not from poor hygeine on the part of the wearer. However, I try to be really careful with what I show/don't show in pictures of my work. Cropping or blurring out unsavory things like other tattoos, inky or bloody-looking materials or skin is jsut the professional common sense thing to do.

And about Hello Kitty tattoos, that one is deplorable because of the quality, not the content. See below: http://tattoosnob.com/wp-conte...

Diane

I thought the same thing about Hello Kitty. It looks like an airbrush tattoo from the county fair with the outline of the stencil they use. Very poor quality. I have often thought about images that were so important to me back in my teens and 20's. Which of those would be pertinent today that I could look at without regret or embarrassment? I never got one but I have conversation about the subject frequently with my 14 year old daughter. They don't want to hear the usual comment about..."when you're older, you'll regret it". But in reality, they are so used to getting rid of, replacing and upgrading all of their possessions at the drop of a hat. I can't imagine anyone of the young generation being completely happy for any length of time with ANYTHING. I'm not judging, I'm just sayin.

Casturdreams

Don't they shave your ass before applying the tattoo? if so, they did a piss poor job! NASTY!

Peggy the Primal Parent

What's going through some people's minds? McDonalds? Are you kidding me? Taco Bell? Might as well have tattooed a garbage dump.

Captain Sandbar

This is why unemployment is so high in the US.

honeybee

I like the fact that the guy who got the ass burger tatt didn't bother to shave his crack.....

Captain Sandbar

Don't you know anything? That makes it a cheese burger.

Anna

Um, the "I love bacon" tattoo is obviousy fresh, so those feet aren't dirty, they're inky. That's the problem with virgin-skinned people criticizing tattoos. No frame of reference.

And the chicken wing tattoo is HILARIOUS. I would be friends with that chick.

Thisisdawn

Good call on the fresh tat Anna...good call....

Captain Sandbar

Post again when you're 30 years older and the chicken wings are behind your knees.

Tuomo Jarvinen

...says the coward who would like to get one but instead of that, criticizes everyone else and could die tomorrow. If you wan't to do something do it before it is too late.

bigriggs

Ahhhhh. tattoos, the lower classes gift to the world of art.

Kristyn Bat

By "lower classes" I assume you mean "working class," right? I also assume you don't have a lot of art education yourself, or you'd know that the working class has always been instrumental in "gifting" styles and mediums to the "art world." Street art, comics, printmaking - all originally made by and for the benefit of the "lower classes." I know you're just trying to get a laugh, but although I'm a tattoo artist and very passionate about that craft, I'm an art teacher first and can't pass up such a teachable moment. ;-)