Five Ways to Play With Your Wiener
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| Like mom always says...be sure to wrap your weiner. |
We figure if the president can mention Weiner, we can too. Unlike POTUS, we're not calling for the congressman's resignation; we're trying to help him out. We've compiled five ways to play with your wiener that both Democrats and Republicans can agree are delicious and scandal-free.
5. This hot dog octopus is made by cutting tentacles into your wiener with a knife before boiling. The hot dog tentacles will coil when cooked.
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3. Roll canned croissant or dinner roll dough around a hot dog to "mummify" it, then bake to make these little mummy hot dogs.
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2. Stick uncooked spaghetti into and through uncooked hot dogs and boil to make "hairy wieners."
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1. Sure you can buy a gadget, but just take a knife and cut legs and arms into a hot dog, boil your little wiener, and add a tater-tot head. Voila! You have an anatomically incorrect wiener man.
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