Kiss, Mr. T, Spock: Seven Celebrity Cereal Fails

Categories: Really?

We've all seen the Wheaties boxes that have celebrity sports figures on the box -- everyone from Lance Armstrong to Yogi Berra has helped sell cereal.

While Wheaties are still around, we found a bunch of other celebrity cereals that haven't fared so well. Here are a few of our favorites.

 

 

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Kiss cereal -- now in new demon and cat flavors.

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Eat this Star Trek cereal or I'll set my phaser to "kill."

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Any cereal that's named after the sound you make when you vomit it back up is a really bad idea. Worse if it's also the name of a serious nerd.

 

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What's next? Bieber-o's (with added sugar, no doubt).

 

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Well, I guess the bitch really does have everything... including her own cereal.

 

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If your name sounds like a cereal already, it's a pretty short leap in the marketing department.

 

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I pity the fool that ate this crap.


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