Win Tickets to the 2011 Las Olas Wine and Food Festival/"New Times" Cupcake Battle

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We here at Clean Plate Charlie have two pairs of tickets  to the 2011 Las Olas Wine and Food Festival (value of $200 per pair) to give away to readers.

The event takes place this Friday, April 29, from 7:30 to 10 p.m. Wander along the closed-off Las Olas Boulevard and sample food, wine, and spirits from some of the area's finest restaurants -- there were 71 vendors at last count. And be sure to cast your vote for your favorite cupcake while you're there -- we'll be hosting the inaugural New Times Cupcake Battle as part of the festival.

Want to enter to win? 



This time, we'll award the tickets to two readers who can write haikus that capture a fondness for cupcakes.

Express your adulation for frosting and cake by composing a cupcake-themed haiku in the comments section below. Then rally your friends to "like" your haiku on this page. The deadline is noon, Wednesday, April 27.

One pair of tickets will go to the haiku that is "liked" the most. The other pair will be awarded to the writer of the haiku that the New Times staff chooses.

Check back on CleanPlateCharlie.com Wednesday afternoon and we'll tell you who wins! 

(After we announce them, the two winners will need to provide their email addresses or telephone numbers so we can coordinate and get those tickets to you!)

If you'd rather be sure you have tickets, you can purchase them here. 


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Vanessa Montes
Vanessa Montes

Cake in taxi cupNo dough, me don't even rollOh Ben, way to fluff!

Princess Rena
Princess Rena

flour and sugar;simple delicate mixture.become scrumptious cake.

aw3 6
aw3 6

There is no way that each booth is checking id's. They have never done that. All wine and food festivals are 21 and up. I have never been to one where they check.

Hope
Hope

sweet tooth hangoversugar high bouncing off wallsoh how i crave you

Bob Amadude
Bob Amadude

Some like them frostedOthers like them moist yet firmI don't mean cupcakes

Bob Amadude
Bob Amadude

firm yet tender delightmuch better than a muffinyou know what I mean ;)

Bob Amadude
Bob Amadude

sticky and creamysatisfying carnal lustssex my mouth some more

Hope
Hope

fluffy and creamysugary delights galorecan I have one more?

Bob Amadude
Bob Amadude

Hi little cupcake,You're very good to cream on,"cupcake" means man butt.

Bob Amadude
Bob Amadude

cupcakes are quite yummy. Like hard and firm cocks in mouth. Ooey and gooey

Timberwolf720
Timberwolf720

Hello sweet cupcakewith your sugary frosting -my tummy thanks you

Timberwolf720
Timberwolf720

with sprinkles or chipsof chocolate on frosting: how I eat cupcakes

Spike Rogan
Spike Rogan

(For Steve the pervert)

Thanks for sharing pervNow I feel like Tommy LeeCompared to your tool

Rosky
Rosky

I must depart nowBut trust me, you will see meagain very soon

Ranting about demdelicious cupcakes that weappreciate so

Mothra
Mothra

Rosk, please play nice nowshe is french give her a breakWhat else can I say?

frenchtastic
frenchtastic

i just like cupcakes. what more can i say ?

Mothra
Mothra

Cupcakes, I love youThrough ups and downs you stay trueCupcakes, I love you

Thinspo
Thinspo

I binge on cupcakesMy puke is technicolorI must stay skinny

Rosky
Rosky

Silly English boyPillaging hearts is for nerdsI'll pillage your pants

Rosky
Rosky

Owning opponentsin heavy haiku battlingBaz, you are my prince

baz
baz

if i had real friendsand wasnt a cupcake fiendmaybe i could win

Rosky
Rosky

Delicious RenaSweet icing on royaltyMakes my juices flow

Rosky
Rosky

This is a contestWhy don't you write real haiku?I am disappoint.

Rosky
Rosky

Had you dropped the "some"It would have been real haiku.You must do better.

Naths
Naths

Hello sweet failureWhy so sugary cupcakes?You fat or something?

Naths
Naths

I wrinkle my nosewhile raping your son with downshe is nothing like

a cupcake should beyour poetry is bad toobut your mom is hot

Rosky
Rosky

Spike you suck so hardI turn my head in disgustWhen you spam this thread

Fat bastard
Fat bastard

My nordic princessYour icy glare is so coldIt frosts my cupcake

frenchtastic
frenchtastic

yea, mang. i'm french.don't hate.

i wrote it in lines. i'd say its basically a haiku.

Rosky
Rosky

Goddamn, Emilie.What kind of haiku is this?Stay in bed, you suck.

Rosky
Rosky

Why you crush my dreams?I had my hopes up for youbut your haiku sucks.

Fat bastard
Fat bastard

I eat when I'm sadCupcakes are my favoriteForever alone

baz
baz

i hope that one daywe eat cupcakes togetherinvolve them in sex

baz
baz

strong viking womanpowerful striking gorgeousplease pillage my heart

Spike Rogan
Spike Rogan

Gee sorry when did you get to copyright all imagery? In that case, NO CUPCAKE or FROSTING references folks BAZ used it in his 80 million lame posts!

Princess Rena
Princess Rena

my sweet viking queenlet us frolick in fields ofstrawberries and cream

Timberwolf720
Timberwolf720

hello there young trollschool's out early today yes?go fish somewhere else

Timberwolf720
Timberwolf720

your contrived replyshould be funny but it's notdon't quit your day job

Rosky
Rosky

American studSo hot you melt my icy soulcupcakes, please save me

Mothra
Mothra

Rosk, I love you soI have a question for youY U DO DIS BB?

Mothra
Mothra

What would you like meto say you know haikusleave little thought room

Rosky
Rosky

Sexytime is goodCupcakes are also quite goodYour plan is approved

baz
baz

you claim im trollingbut its clear for all to seeyoure trying to troll

as for what you saidi mention boobs, then you docoincidence? nope.

Rosky
Rosky

Froglegs and cupcakesThe difference in taste isinsignificant

When thinking of howvast the universe is nowthat we use haiku

to express ourselvesbig topics, small sentencesit just makes more sense.

baz
baz

you dont belong hereyour haiku skills are lackinggo and eat a frog

Rosky
Rosky

Has proprietyOne of the founding valuesDisappeared from Earth?

Mothra, my good SirI was only correctingTo save the future

Rosky
Rosky

Not even correct7 5 7 is theproper haiku

Rosky
Rosky

What sex have you hadto say cupcakes are better?Let's try something new!

baz
baz

cupcakes? just quite good?lets both just face the hard factstheyre better than sex

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