Epic Meal Time's Breakfast of Booze: This Is Breakfast for Winners!

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We're gonna need more bacon...
Harley Morenstein and his friends make the YouTube Epic Meal Time videos. In them, the guys basically make meals that would instantly kill anyone over 25 who ate them.

But God looks after drunks, frat boys, and Charlie Sheen, so the boys make epic meals meant for binge eating. Being serious for a moment, the Epic Meal Time guys do take into account calories and fat content, with a twist -- the more calories, salt, and fat, the better.

Take in point their Breakfast of Booze. The guys make a breakfast fortress of bacon (to keep the haters out) along with a few other treats, including:

  • Candied bacon (like dog treats for people)
  • A bacon plate
  • Ham wrapped in bacon and deep fried in beer batter
  • Steak deep-fried in beer batter -- for breakfast
  • Japapeño- and cream-cheese-stuffed sausage wrapped in pancakes and deep-fried in beer batter
  • Chocolate chip bacon waffles
  • Jack Daniels maple syrup (made with a lot of Jack)
  • Hashbrown balls
  • Bacon Baily's whipped cream
  • Bacon-cream-cheese-stuffed French toast dumplings
  • Dorito's deep-fried cheese sticks
  • A big-ass omelet

Total calories and fat? 18,531 calories and 10,050 grams of fat, according to the "Epic" guys. But, hey -- who's counting, right? Watch Harley and his crew chow down here. Maybe Charlie Sheen could option this into a TV movie -- winning!

 

 

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12 comments
Chris Cope
Chris Cope

we about to get drunk off pancakes

Lainedoss
Lainedoss

Hi just so it's clear. I got the calorie and fat content fdirectly from the video. By the looks of that breakfast they were probably already drunk when they did the calculations. In any event that meal was pretty rad, huh?

Tua17327
Tua17327

yeah, you probably meant 1,050 grams of fat or 10,050 calories from fats.

ZhiW
ZhiW

10,050 grams of fat is 22 pounds of fat. I think your math is a off.

Endlesstorment_
Endlesstorment_

Sorry but the math alone is wrong. 1g fat is equivalent to 9 calories. If the meal had in fact 10,050 grams of fat, then the total meal would have 90,450 calories in fat alone. One of the two numbers is off. Maybe you meant to say 1,005 grams of fat which would be more on par to reach the 18,000.

Ihatemizzou
Ihatemizzou

I think your math is off also. 10,050 grams of fat equals 90,450 calories. In general, 3,500 calories equals a pound. Hence, 10,050 grams of fat is approximately 25.84 pounds. So, you and and the article are wrong.

Gueds
Gueds

what about carbs and protein...the meal isnt made entirely out of fat...

Guest
Guest

I see where you're going..but if you're going to find the number of lbs you should definitely just convert straight from grams to lbs. Converting grams to calories then to pounds is pretty silly..

ihatemizzou
ihatemizzou

10050 grams equals 22.1564573 lbs. I stand corrected.

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