U.K. Ice Cream Store "Busted" Over Breast Milk Ice Cream

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I scream...you scream...we all scream for breast milk?

Well, maybe we all did when we were babies, but a U.K. ice cream shop thinks we're still secretly yearning for a little frozen boob juice. London officials have seized the entire supply of "Baby Gaga" ice cream from a shop called Icecreamists, and are testing it for Hepatitus contamination.

The ice cream is made with human breast milk, mixed with Madagascar vanilla, lemon and sugar. The human donors that were milked used for this $22 a gallon exotic treat, answered an ad in a local paper. 

The owner of the shop, Matt O'Connor, said that babies drink breast milk, so why can't adults? Uh - maybe because it's freaking gross is what Clean Plate Charlie is thinking.

Look, Clean Plate Charlie is all for trying new and exotic food, but breast milk ice cream? Why? Because Baskin Robbins' 31 Flavors isn't enough? Do we really need to replace Tutti Frutti with Titty Witty?


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Anonymous
Anonymous

NPR reports that he test results are in!

"Nearly two weeks after seizing two samples of Baby Gaga ice cream for testing over health concerns, a British council has given its approval to the dessert made from mothers' breast milk. [...] Store founder Matt O'Connor has maintained that the breast milk used in the recipe is thoroughly tested, and that potential donors are held to the same standards used to screen blood donors and members of breast milk banks. Evidently, the Westminster Council, which ordered The Icecreamists to pull its Baby Gaga product until testing could be done, now agrees."

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetw...

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Photowrite2000
Photowrite2000

Seriously, what is so icky about the concept?? And who is to say what we're "supposed" to eat. People eat lots of weird plants and animals around the world. Are they "supposed" to be eating them?? Just because I don't care for giant insect larvae doesn't mean it's wrong. These are merely social conventions and customs. I'm not necessarily advocating adult consumption of breast milk, but I don't really see anything "wrong" with it. Have you ever tasted it?

Notmilk
Notmilk

Why is it weird to drink human breast milk but not weird to drink cow breast milk? At least human breast milk is from your own species.

In all seriousness, we are not supposed to drink ANY breast milk past childhood.

Laine Doss
Laine Doss

Photowrite 2000, as a soy-drinking baby that was adopted, I can say nope. Not ever in my life.

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