Martha Stewart Gets Raunchy With Craig Ferguson And Makes Donkey Egg Omelettes

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Martha Stewart - Scottish by "sex".
Craig Ferguson and Martha Stewart cozy up (sort of) during last night's Late Late Show, and make pure television magic.

Martha fesses up that she had never met Ferguson before and immediately Craig says she smells as good as he always dreamed she would.

Martha says she lives on an "idylic farm", which prompts Ferguson to ask if she eats the animals on the farm, including the donkeys. "Sometimes", she muses. Ferguson then deduces that "Stewart" is a Scottish name and that Martha is Scottish by sex. They then make an omelette from "donkey eggs".  Watch after the jump.


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