[UPDATED] Get Your Brew On at Whole Foods' Beer-Off
And one of those louts, I mean, enthusiasts, could be you. Whole Foods is looking for a few good beer-swilling men willing to put their urinary tracts on the line to sample the featured brewskis and give their vote for the best.
The panel is limited to the first 50 alkies, or rather, enthusiasts, who show up at the market's customer service desk, register and prove they know the difference between hand-made artisan beer and mass-produced pisswater. Actually, that last isn't true. You have to prove you're over 21. You won't get paid, but you might get gassed. Or you can just show up and watch.
Among the beers tasted will be Dogfish Head Midas Touch, Cigar City Maduro Brown Ale, Holy Mackeral Panic Attack and Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA. Urp. . .