Reviewing the Chains: The Cheeburger Cheeburger Classic
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Now, I'm keeping in mind that I'm at a rest stop along an interstate, so this isn't exactly the greatest example of what a true Cheeburger Cheeburger has to offer, although seeing that it's fast food, it can't be too far off. The menu has been pared down from the typical franchise, as there is no Pounder (20-ounce burger) on the menu, nor is there even the Delirious (14-ounce burger). Instead, it's the Serious (10 ounce), Semi-Serious (7 ounce), or Classic (5.5 ounce). I notice they proudly announce they're now serving Naturewell Natural Angus Beef: no additives, no antibiotics, no hormones, 100% Angus, 100% American, 100% vegetarian fed, and 100% fresh, never frozen.
The order takes longer than most fast-food places I'm used to (about five minutes), but when I open the wrapper, I understand why. This Cheeburger (which is the smallest on the menu) is more than an inch thick. It's easy to cook a quarter-inch-thick patty in just a few minutes, but if this thing would have come across the counter any sooner, I'd have been concerned it was either WAY undercooked or sitting under a heat lamp for the past couple of hours. It's served on a warm kaiser roll, another nice touch, and the toppings are neatly piled on the burger. It's nice to see an aesthetically pleasing burger served at a fast-food joint.
It's even nicer to be surprised by the quality of a rest-stop fast-food burger. Although the burger is clearly well done, it's so juicy that it drips onto the wrapper, and it has that "backyard burger" taste. It's not that it tastes like charcoal or gas; it just doesn't taste nearly as processed and preserved as most other fast-food burgers. That's as much a compliment as it is a detriment, though, as the beef could have certainly used more seasoning. The cheese and banana peppers mostly covered for the lack of proper seasoning, but it could be a problem for those people who don't cover their burgers in vinegary peppers and melted Swiss cheese. To go along with the burger, an enormous basket of thick-cut French fries cooked perfectly (not too soggy, not too crunchy) in peanut oil. There's not much to say about those except all French fries should be cooked in peanut oil.
I left the rest stop shocked at the quality of the burger I'd just devoured. Although I wouldn't put it up there with Five Guys, it's a clear shot above the Burger Kings and McDonalds of the world, and I'd wager most people would prefer it to Wendy's.