Can Can Does Does
Nowadays there's nothing like the word free to get a place packed tighter than any of those slinky bustiers, so a sizable crowd showed up to scarf down nibbles (chicken cordon bleu croquettes, fried calamari, chicken "lollipops" among them) and swig down wine, champagne, and cocktails. (And, of course, there's always one Palm Beach asshole ragging on the overwhelmed staff because this is all about me, me, me.)
The idea behind the place is a faux-bawdy re-creation of a Parisian cabaret, which explains the bustiers, the dancers, the brightly lit mannequins hung with naughty lingerie, each in its own wall-mounted shrine. But a little Moulin Rouge goes a long ways in these parts, where most diners' knowledge of and interest in French cuisine runs the gamut from "fries" to "toast."
So while the menu nods at the mother of all cuisines with duck paté, ratatouille, grilled salmon paillard, coq au vin, and the inevitable steak frites, it also includes caesar salad, onion rings, grilled mahi with tropical fruit salad, pasta with pesto, and a roster of burgers and pizzas from a wood-fired oven. (Though Charlie must admit to being seduced by the rather absurd decadence of the "Three Truffle Burger," a patty of ground Black Angus sirloin with truffle butter, truffle oil, and truffle cheese, which he'll just have to sample and report back on later, presumably with his head resembling a large, knobby black tuber.)
Sometimes you just can't resist the grésiller.
Carousel Can Can
700 S. Rosemary Ave., Ste. 228, West Palm Beach. Call 561-833-6001, or visit carouselfl.com.



























