Plater Hater
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The Voice's peeves have included steak fries, touchy feely waiters, prime rib, and menu story hours. Today Sietsema rolled out his most despised overused food words, a list which embarrassingly included several of my own guilty pleasures (in bold, below). Interestingly, the bulk are adjectival. A friend suggested that most of the words Sietsema has listed, while annoying in a food review, would be most welcome in the bedroom (with the possible exception of "wilted" and, perhaps, "garlicky").
I've included a few alternates, and I'd love to hear your nominations. And waiter: Extra big bollocks of whipped cream on that pie, my good sir!
Dollop (substitute: bollock)
Slathered (substitute: slapped silly)
Homey (cloying)
Wilted (comatose)
Toothsome (mackadocious)
Resy
Nosh (snarf)
Drizzled (sullied)
Garlicky
Crispy (New Times Editorial handbook advises, ehem: "The word is Crisp.")
Eatery (sigh. so many restaurants, so few words for 'em...)
Well-Browned
Mouth Feel
Moist
Flavorful (aight)
Delish (gamorgeous)
Terrific (bangin'!)
Tuck Into (get one's chew on)
Gently Priced (ghetto)
Decadent (jigglicious)
Guilt-Free (100 percent risky free!)
Toppings (calories)
Napped
Amazing (sick!)
To Perfection
Mouth Watering
Luscious (phat!)
Sinful
Unctuous
Comfy (fruggly)
Perfect (enlightened)
Fork-Tender (denture-safe)
Well-Spaced (? I have no idea what this means)
Rustic (see "comfy")
Tuscan
Nom
Yummy
Boite (see "eatery")
Resto (see "boite")
Sammy
Homemade
Tapas
Satisfying
Enjoy
Toque
Next time: The Plater Hater really can't stomach the restaurant Birthday Serenade.
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