Fast Food Fiascos!
A certain rapper formerly known as 79 Cent wasn't amused when an open letter published by Taco Bell asked the famously pugnacious performer to consider changing his name for the day (with proceeds to go to charity). Cent sued the enchilada-slinging franchiser - and now they're suing the wangsta gangsta right back. Somebody's money come in lumps.
A McDonald's franchise in Fayetteville, Arkansas is being sued for $3 million in damages by a guy named Philip Sherman who accidentally left his cell phone in the store. Seems the phone contained photos of Mr. Brainiac's wife quite entirely and completely naked, and some joker at the franchise uploaded the pix to the internet. Sherman contends the money will remunerate the pain and embarrassment he's suffered and the COST OF RELOCATING TO A NEW HOME????, but my guess is it will just about cover the divorce suit Mrs. Sherman is going to slap on her fucktard of a husband. But who knows, maybe the whole fiasco will lead to a lucrative ad deal for the lady, like the one Paris Hilton scooped up from Carl's Jr. to sell burgers. Happy Monday!
-- Gail Shepherd