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In a bit of cultural analysis that rivals that time they tried to explain beer bongs, our staid daily newspaper has run three -- count 'em -- three separate stories...
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Crime
FacebookEarlier this week, trial began for a Broward couple who allegedly imprisoned wayward and young women, drugged them, and then forced them to work as prostitutes -- under the constant...
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James Tracy calls up the Globe to FINALLY get some answersJames Tracy thinks journalists get a lot of things wrong. He thinks journalists mindlessly ingest whatever false narrative the U.S....
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Celebrities
Fame, money, women -- but no URL.Men speaking in strange tongues call Rick Ross late in the night and ask him questions involving matters he has no knowledge of.
In...
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Subway's "Harlem Shake" video (Orlando Guapo in the cowboy hat) Fuck you, Jared.
The Subway chain has a new advertising campaign -- the "Harlem Shake."
But unlike the unremitting charm of the...
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School Daze
Take a look inside her real life: kids, puppies, and Panera Bread.Yesterday, Olivia Sprauer, a brunet bombshell who was fired from her teaching job at Martin County High School last...
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Politics, If You Can Call It That
The dream teamThe Florida Legislature is kind of like that family friend who comes and crashes your pad for two weeks, rearranges everything in your cupboards, tells you exactly what...
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News?
TwitterVideotaping Brian Andrews in public? Then suffer passive-aggressiveness. There are several things that Brian Andrews absolutely does not like.
For one, the CBS4 newscaster doesn't like being videotaped in...
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Floriderp
Creepiest smile ever? Creepiest smile ever.Nerds, rejoice!
A frat bro was served his comeuppance! The day is ours!
Alex Fanaian, former president of the FAU fraternity Iota Nu, was arrested on...
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Florida!
No mention of pit bull ban this time.Months after stinging public rebuke and the condemnation of hundreds of dog owners, Broward County Commissioner Barbara Sharief has canceled requests for a...
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Almost-Great Ideas
Photo by Michael McElroyDear Stoner,
We understand how you're feeling. Dark and formidable challenges lay before you. While the rest of the nation -- especially Washington and Colorado -- takes strides...
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Zubeidat TsarnaevThe mother of the two Chechnyan men accused of perpetrating the Boston bombing has announced she's in support of the same theory James Tracy has championed -- namely, that...
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Almost-Great Ideas
"I've got a great deal on a three-bedroom in Boca."There are certain things one shouldn't do immediately after netting charges that are abhorrent and humiliating, la bestiality or anything...
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Palm Beach
FAU tenured Professor James Tracy, who took some withering backlash earlier this year when he questioned whether a gunman had actually killed children at Sandy Hook Elementary, is back at...
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Do prisoners have a right to masturbate?Yesterday, the Sun Sentinel ran a front page feature story on Larry Lawton, a local celebrity jewel thief selling his tale of criminality and...
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Floriderp
Seen this car? We found out the story behind it. Though it may seem too good to be true, Bobbie Bauman's fly ride is street legal.
Instead of car seats, the...
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Crime
Christine Kent is paralyzed from the waist downAt 10:30 p.m. one August night, a short and balding man named Allan Sinclair pulled his cream-colored Trailblazer up to a quiet house,...
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Oops
Haiti Prime Minister Laurent Lamoth's name can again be printed. Following one of the most unusual federal rulings in recent history, which barred a Haitian-American journalist from publishing the Haitian...
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Almost-Great Ideas
Loki Boy's back, and he's ready to -- yes -- play sports and cookThere are moments, in between stories detailing FAU's most recent gaffe or a fresh Floriderp, that...
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Floriderp
Um, no. Yuck.One day at a Fort Lauderdale company called Florida Security Protection, a supervisor pulled an employee, Daphney Beljour, into the bathroom on her second day of work and...
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Accidents
Kristina AlmaseThe Florida Highway Patrol released the identities of the four victims killed in a horrific traffic accident yesterday that's roiled the region. Two of the victims were affiliated with...
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Accidents
WALTER MICHOT / MIAMI HERALD STAFFUpdated, 10:24 a.m."We assumed there were four people killed, but we just don't know how many people were in the van," said Joe Sanchez, spokesperson...