Email AuthorMatthew Hendley
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Border Patrol Agent Allegedly Caught Smuggling Weed on the Job, Claims He's "F***ed"
December 04, 2012 in Valley Fever
A Border Patrol agent was allegedly caught smuggling about 147 pounds of marijuana into the United States on Sunday.According to a federal complaint, Agent Aaron Anaya didn't have much more...
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Abdullatif Aldosary, Suspect in Casa Grande Bombing, Has a History Involving Porn
December 04, 2012 in Valley Fever
ADOCAbdullatif Aldosary's prison mug from 2008.There's not too much information out there about Abdullatif Aldosary, the Coolidge resident accused of detonating an "explosive device" outside the Social Security Administration building...
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Thanksgiving Day Murder of Ex-Con in Phoenix Was Mexican Mafia Hit, Cops Say
December 04, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSO"Fuck Haters," according to the eyebrows of alleged Mexican Mafia murderer Steven Benavidez.A suspected Mexican Mafia member has been arrested in the shooting death of ex-con Erasmo Ledezma on Thanksgiving,...
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Jan Brewer Has Gone to a Top-Secret Location; No Reward Offered for Safe Return
December 04, 2012 in Valley Fever
The Associated Press has reported that Governor Jan Brewer is not in Arizona, and the public is not to know where exactly she is.From the AP:"Brewer spokesman Matthew Benson said...
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Abdullatif Aldosary Facing One Charge Related to Casa Grande Explosion
December 04, 2012 in Valley Fever
preparingyourfamily.comAbdullatif Aldosary, the Coolidge resident accused of detonating an "explosive device" outside the Social Security Administration building in Casa Grande Friday morning, was hit with two charges yesterday, although just...
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Should the Arizona Cardinals Hold Open Tryouts for Starting Quarterback?
December 04, 2012 in Valley Fever
The Arizona Cardinals' quarterback situation is terrible right now -- Kevin Kolb's injured, and both backups, John Skelton and Ryan Lindley, have totally sucked in their chances to lead the...
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Abdullatif Aldosary, Described as "Loner," Accused of Bombing Casa Grande Social Security Office
December 03, 2012 in Valley Fever
ADOCAbdullatif Aldosary's prison mug. He did time for "aggravated harassment."Abdullatif Aldosary, a convicted felon who lives in Coolidge, is accused of being the person who detonated an "explosive device" outside...
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State Representative Doris Goodale's Son Pleads Guilty in Heroin-Trafficking Case
December 03, 2012 in Valley Fever
Stephanie Goodale (left) and Michael Goodale.Michael Goodale, the Kingman resident who calls recently re-elected Republican state Representative Doris Goodale "mom," is looking at some prison time after pleading guilty to...
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Jan Brewer Claims Weather May Be Caused by "Different Things"
December 03, 2012 in Valley Fever
Governor Jan Brewer discusses the weather.Governor Jan Brewer declared late last week that the components of the weather in Earth's atmosphere are caused by "different things," creating another Jan bein'...
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Arizona Cardinals Stink Like Old Socks, Lose to Mark Sanchez-Less, Tim Tebow-Less Jets
December 03, 2012 in Valley Fever
The Arizona Cardinals are so bad, it's almost unbelievable.The Cardinals lost yesterday to the New York Jets at MetLife Stadium by a score of 7-6, but the Cardinals didn't end...
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Oregon Ducks or Kansas State Wildcats? Predict the Fiesta Bowl Winner
December 03, 2012 in Valley Fever
The Oregon Ducks and Kansas State Wildcats will face off in Glendale early next month in the Fiesta Bowl, as the fourth- and fifth-ranked teams in the nation, respectively.The finalists...
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Phoenix Coyotes Likely to Be "Arizona Coyotes" at Some Point, When NHL Actually Exists
November 29, 2012 in Valley Fever
As has been the word about the Phoenix Coyotes for some time, it's pretty likely that the team will be called the "Arizona Coyotes," since, you know, it's been almost...
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Some Dude or Lady in Fountain Hills Just Got Really Rich (by Winning the Powerball Jackpot)
November 29, 2012 in Valley Fever
imdb.comSome dude or lady in Fountain Hills is about to meet a lot of long-lost relatives and reunite with friends they haven't spoken to in years, because that person is...
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Dumb Reasons Pinal County Residents Call the Cops: "A Man Was Playing a Saxophone"
November 29, 2012 in Valley Fever
azweird.comUnbelievably, not a 9-1-1 call in Pinal County.Deputies at the Pinal County Sheriff's Office have a tough job: they have to take orders from Captain Underpants Sheriff Paul Babeu, they...
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John McCain Royally Clowned on Benghazi by Jon Stewart: Remember the WMD (Video)
November 29, 2012 in Valley Fever
So, some of the media-types poked fun at Senator John McCain yesterday for comparing the attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya to the bin Laden raid.As for the...
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Jan Brewer's Order to Deny Driver's Licenses for Deferred Action Recipients Earns Her a Lawsuit
November 29, 2012 in Valley Fever
Photo by Matthew HendleyAlessandra Soler (speaking) along with attorneys and DREAMers.It may not come as a surprise, but Governor Jan Brewer's order barring participants in the Obama Administration's deferred-action program...
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True or False: Raul Grijalva Can Make Stocks Tank Simply by Appearing on TV?
November 29, 2012 in Valley Fever
According to what we're sure was a real thorough analysis by CNBC, Democratic Congressman Raul Grijalva can flush the Dow Jones Industrial Average straight down the toilet just by appearing...
John McCain's Getting Clowned for His Latest Complaint About the Benghazi Situation
November 28, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Arizona No Longer Ranked Third Worst-Run State in the U.S. -- Now It's Just Fourth-Worst
November 28, 2012 in Valley Fever
limitstogrowth.orgArizona's economy is really shaping up, based on an independent ranking of the 50 states' financial situations -- the Grand Canyon State is now the 47th best out of the...
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Prison Wine-O Number Eight Shows Up Late to the Botulism Party
November 28, 2012 in Valley Fever
paganspace.netA man who looks like he belongs in prison, holding a bag of prison Bordeaux.An eighth state prison inmate in Florence is receiving medical care for the suspected bad batch...
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Holly Solomon Pleads Not Guilty to Running Over Husband for Not Voting Against Obama
November 28, 2012 in Valley Fever
Gilbert PDHolly SolomonGilbert resident Holly Solomon pleaded not guilty today to charges related to what was quite possibly the nation's biggest overreaction to President Obama's re-election -- allegedly running over...
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Tucson Inmate Files a Federal Lawsuit Against Himself for Being in Prison, Not Knowing About the Bible
November 28, 2012 in Valley Fever
ADCThe subject of Moses v. Moses.An inmate at the Arizona State Prison in Tucson has filed a federal lawsuit against himself, claiming he has violated two of his own constitutional...
Jon Kyl's Not-the-DREAM-Act: Good Idea, Bad Idea, or Just a Waste of Time?
November 28, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Department of Corrections Worker Mad at Wife Rammed Unrelated Vehicle Full of Kids on I-10
November 27, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSORicardo CastroUPDATE: An ADC spokesman tells New Times that Castro's a corrections officer.An Arizona Department of Corrections worker is accused of ramming into an SUV with six passengers -- five...
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Cardinals Keeping Ryan Lindley at Quarterback; Sign Our "Get Well Soon" Card for Kevin Kolb
November 27, 2012 in Valley Fever
The Arizona Cardinals will be keeping Ryan Lindley at quarterback on Sunday, a week after he threw zero touchdowns and four interceptions in his NFL debut.Cardinals writer Darren Urban says...
