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Hollywood Mom Accused of Diving Into Lake With 5-Year-Old Daughter After Allegedly Stealing DVDs
When Common Sense Takes A Personal Day
June 22, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
Howard, the Cross-Dressing, Cross-Country Traveler, Causes Stir at Fort Lauderdale Airport
June 22, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
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Rick Scott Signs Off on Three-Strikes Law for Serial-Sexting Youngsters
June 22, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
zazzle.comStay in school, kids?We've got good news and bad news for Florida kids who like to send naked pictures of themselves via cell phone.The good news is that the first...
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Fort Lauderdale Motel Owner Finds Out His Building Is Home to 24 Perverts -- Now It's Not
June 22, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
arrogantatheist.comDon't invite the Sun-Sentinel to your next pervert party.?The Sun-Sentinel sure knows how to ruin a pervert party.The paper had been working on a story detailing how hard it is...
Alcee Hastings Faces Ethics Investigation; Allegedly Too Touchy-Feely With Ex-Staffer
Politics, If You Can Call It That
June 22, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
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FYI, Florida Is on Fire
June 22, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
nmsu.eduFire. Everywhere.?If you're standing idly in Florida right now, you have a 1.17 percent chance of being on fire.That would be due to the fact that as of this morning,...
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"Choose Life" License Plate Funds Jacked From Counties in Favor of Anti-Abortion Group
June 22, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
Choose to give your money to make an extremely uncomfortable advertising campaign.?Only in Florida -- where the government prefers to privatize anti-abortion license plates.Florida's "Choose Life" license plates, created by...
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Rick Scott Has 51 Percent Disapproval Rating, According to GOP Pollsters
June 22, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
?Viewpoint Florida -- a polling firm headed by GOP operatives Randy Nielsen and Pat Bainter -- found that Gov. Rick Scott's approval rating is on the rise, according to the...
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Michael Lohan's Ex-Girlfriend Popped for Allegedly Biting Her Husband on Their Wedding Night
June 21, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
BSOBernadette Besario Catan-Keeler?The Lohan family and its exiles seem to do strange things in South Florida.Bernadette Catan-Keeler, an ex-girlfriend of Michael Lohan, was arrested by Lighthouse Point police early Sunday...
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Rick Scott's Staff Running Thin -- Top Adviser Resigns, Chief of Staff Demoted
June 21, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
Wanna be my friend??Only six months into office, Gov. Rick Scott is running a little low on friends for his executive team.Mary Ann Carter -- the governor's policy adviser --...
Newborn Appears at Coral Springs Fire Station, Umbilical Cord and Placenta Still Attached
June 21, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
Broward School District Getting Desperate to Fill Superintendent Post
June 21, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
Scott Rothstein Saga: "A Dozen to Two Dozen" to Be Charged in Next Round of Indictments
June 21, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
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200 MPH on A1A? IndyCar Series Lobbying for Fort Lauderdale Grand Prix
June 21, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
topspeed.com?The last time the public heard of someone going over 100 mph on a Fort Lauderdale stretch of the A1A, it included douchebag Ryan LeVin drunkenly driving his Porsche and...
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Palm Beach County Tea Party Director Quits After Chairman Rags on Rep. Paul Ryan
June 21, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
Standing up for what you believe in apparently isn't in the South Florida Tea Party manifest.Pam Wohlschlegel -- the director of the Palm Beach County chapter of the South Florida...
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Jack McKeon Making a Comeback as Marlins Skipper
June 21, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
25yearsofbaseball.com?Trader Jack is back.Jack McKeon, manager of the 2003 Florida Marlins World Series-winning club, is taking back his old post at the age of 80.Edwin Rodrguez called it quits on...
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Allen West Calls New Times "Idiot Liberals" and "a Bunch of Losers"
June 20, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
?Rep. Allen West isn't too happy that we called him out for violating the United States Flag Code, so he decided to send out his eighth-grade-esque retort to subscribers of...
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Rush Limbaugh Starts Selling Tea Out of Boca Raton Because "The Liberals Are Coming"
June 20, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
?If you haven't already been drinking Rush Limbaugh's Kool-Aid, now's your chance.Limbaugh, the conservative talk-show host and Palm Beach resident, has started his own line of bottled iced tea called...
Florida Police Benevolent Association Joins Pension Lawsuit; Rick Scott Doesn't Budge
June 20, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
Scott Rothstein Saga: Feds Looking to Nab a Few More of the Ponzi-Schemer's Cohorts
June 20, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
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Rick Scott Approves Bill to "Briefly" Flash Your Gun at People
June 20, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
democraticunderground.comJust briefly, Grandma.?Florida doesn't have an open-carry law to show your piece off in public, but it's now OK to "briefly and openly" flash your firearm to the populace.Since Gov....
Florida Teachers Union Hops on the "Sue Rick Scott" Train
June 20, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
Hollywood Machete Attack Hospitalizes Two Men; Possibly Sparked by Fruit Theft
June 20, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
Pompano Beach Pirate Radio Station Raided, Shut Down by Feds
June 20, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
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Deerfield Beach Commission Candidate Accused of Having Shady Past Using Public Funds
June 19, 2011 in The Daily Pulp
churchofbrotherlylove.orgAnthony Davis and his wife, Margaret.?Deerfield Beach is holding a special election on July 19 to replace former District 2 Commissioner Sylvia Poitier -- who's facing five misdemeanor counts of...
