Email AuthorVictor Gonzalez
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Lynyrd Skynyrd's Simple Man Cruise 2012 Is Less Than 100 Days Away
August 21, 2012 in Crossfade
Photo by Will Byington via facebook.com/SimpleManCruiseTake another toke, have a blow for your nose, and don't forget to pack your sunscreen ... That smell's a good reminder that Lynyrd Skynyrd's...
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Napalm Death Invites Miami Aboard Barge to Hell, "World's Most Extreme Metal Cruise!"
August 21, 2012 in Crossfade
Via bargetohell.comThe thought of being grabbed by the throat and dragged through a tunnel to Hades is a nightmare for most people. But it's a curious and enticing invitation for...
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Lady Gaga Stinks Like FAME, Stages "Sensual" Perfume Pre-Sale at Macy's Dadeland
August 20, 2012 in Crossfade
Lady Gaga smells. And we like it. Mother Monster is just two days away from the worldwide release of Lady Gaga Fame, the pop queen's first foray into the retail...
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Juvenile Arrested in Miami Beach This Morning
August 20, 2012 in Crossfade
See also "Juvenile's Miami Beach Arrest Report: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown." New Orleans rapper Juvenile was arrested in Miami Beach early this morning after apparently showing his son, Young Juve, "how...
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Hank Williams Jr. on Obama: "Muslim President Who Hates U.S. and We Hate Him"
August 20, 2012 in Crossfade
See also "Hank Williams Jr. and Five Other Tea Party Musicians." Over the weekend, Hank Williams Jr. exercised his constitutional right to speak out of his ass, making some outlandish statements...
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Pitbull, Flo Rida, Brad Paisley Announced for Bud Light Port Paradise Cruise in November
August 17, 2012 in Crossfade
Via facebook.com/PitbullFrom Kodiak to the Caribbean, corporate sponsorships are taking Pitbull around the world. Just last month, Mr. Worldwide touched down in Alaska, posed with a stuffed bear, and attended...
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Ten Best Music-Related Things to Do in Miami This Weekend Under $10
August 17, 2012 in Crossfade
Via facebook.com/DeafPoetsSaturday with Deaf Poets will more than "generally rock."Some days are better than others. Fridays are typically pretty good, and Saturdays generally rock. But it's Sundays of which we're...
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Elvis Presley! The Six Best Animated GIFs on the King of Rock 'n' Roll's Death Day
August 16, 2012 in Crossfade
Elvis lives! In GIFs!Will it ever be the same without Elvis Presley? Americans have spent three decades trying to accept a world without him. But we just can't let go...
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DEVO's New Song About Mitt Romney's Dog-on-Roof Incident: Will It Affect America's Vote?
August 16, 2012 in Crossfade
See also "Ten Most Musical Politicians Ever: Barry Obama, Mitt the Mormon Honky, and Others!" Mitt Romney's got the look. His teeth ... They're perfect. That hair ... So nice. And...
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Lips Drag Show Paying Tribute to Dead Divas, Whitney Houston and Donna Summer
August 16, 2012 in Crossfade
Real Whitney or drag Whitney? When Whitney Houston died, we were "So Emotional." And when Donna Summer danced her "Last Dance" a few months later, we went into full breakdown...
Miami-Born Twin Brothers Derek and Eric Garcia Face Off on Syfy Channel's Face Off
August 16, 2012 in Cultist
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Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend
August 16, 2012 in Crossfade
Go get illicit and expensive with No_ID at LIV.Dude, South Beach is gonna be boiling over with beats and babes this weekend. Oh, and totally famous European DJs, who'll be invading...
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MTV Exploits "Latino" Vote, VMAs to Include Appearance by Real-Life "Latino Artist"
August 15, 2012 in Crossfade
Via twitter.com/PitbullWill Pit win MTV Tr3s' Artist of the Year? Should he give a shit?The "Latino Vote," as the media dubbed it, will almost certainly play a critical role in...
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The Weeknd Announces Show at the Fillmore Miami Beach on October 17
August 14, 2012 in Crossfade
He's perhaps the most unrecognizable face in modern R&B, often photographed while hiding amid dark shadows. But Abel "The Weeknd" Tesfaye's music is anything but unfamiliar, especially if you've stumbled...
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EL-P Brings "Full Retard" and Killer Mike to Grand Central Miami on August 23
August 14, 2012 in Crossfade
Killer Mike and El-P are goin' Into the Wild.Brooklyn-based alt-rapper EL-P is admittedly not that "fucking brilliant," but he's comfortable being a perfectionist. "When I do my records, I'm trying...
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Ultra Music Fest, Ultra Records Forge "Global Alliance" as "The Worldwide EDM Authority"
August 10, 2012 in Crossfade
Photo by Ian WitlenUntil earlier this morning, the electronic dance music scene lacked synergy. But Ultra Music Festival founder and CEO Russell Faibisch and Ultra Music president Patrick Moxey have...
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Deadmau5 Is "Miserable" and Needs a Break From EDM to "Chill the F#&% Out"
August 10, 2012 in Crossfade
Just two weeks ago, Joel "Deadmau5" Zimmerman was crowned the rat king of hooded sweatshirts, oversized graphic t-shirts, and flat-bill ball caps when he launched NeffMau5, an exclusive, collaborative clothing...
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Ten Best Music-Related Things to Do in Miami This Weekend Under $10
August 10, 2012 in Crossfade
We got that gold, chump!Hell yeah, America! We're going into the final weekend of the 2012 London Olympics neck-and-neck with China in the overall medal count, proving one Olympic sport...
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Ten Best Things to Do in Miami this Weekend
August 10, 2012 in Cultist
Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders, FacebookHoly August, is that you? Hard to believe that it's been six days already since the eighth month of the year crept in and dumped a bucket of...
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Sneaker Pimps Tour Brings Iggy Azalea's "Pu$$y" and Ace Hood to Grand Central Miami
August 09, 2012 in Crossfade
Photo by Carlos GonzalezOnly in America will you get sneakers and "Pu$$y" for $20. And only an Australian dude can make it happen. A decade ago, Aussie Peter Fahey embarked...
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Yo Gotti Comes to Revolution Live, Aug. 17
August 09, 2012 in County Grind
Fame doesn't happen overnight; patience is a key component of success. And few MCs have been as tolerant over the years with the fickle music industry as Yo Gotti. In...
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Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend
August 09, 2012 in Crossfade
Ball with Nicky Romero on SoBe.Blitz, bitches! This weekend, the Miami Dolphins open the preseason with a game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Tickets cost as little as $45 while...
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Rick Ross's God Forgives Tops Billboard 200, Outsells Bieber, Zac Brown, Others Combined
August 08, 2012 in Crossfade
See also "Rick Ross, Big-Booty Strippers, and 3,000 Ballers at King of Diamonds in Miami (NSFW)." Rick Ross is a fucking boss. But y'all already knew. What you may not know,...
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Kim Kardashian "Honored" to be Kanye's "Perfect Bitch," Causes Twitter Uproar
August 08, 2012 in Crossfade
See also "Kanye West Calls Kim Kardashian "Perfect Bitch," Plus Five Other Adorable Rap Pet Names." Kanye's a sweetheart. And when he calls someone a "bitch," it's cute. In fact, it's...
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Justin "Douchebag" Bieber Mocks Prince William About Male Pattern Baldness
August 08, 2012 in Crossfade
See also "Justin Bieber Disses Reading, Writing, Education: 'I'm Really Not Into That Stuff.'" In the mid-'90s, Prince William's adorable face was plastered on posters worldwide and then hung above millions...
