Email AuthorDevin Desjarlais
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Casting Call for Tom Cruise's Rock of Ages at America's Backyard
May 06, 2011 in County Grind
?Would you like to become a movie star? The hoards of beautiful bodies littering South Florida are just teeming with excitement at the thought of rubbing shoulders with A-listers.If you're...
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[Update] Proof of Osama Bin Laden's Death: Where Is It?
May 04, 2011 in The Juice
Proof of Bin Laden's death? Nope, that's just a stick figure.?Update: President Obama has decided against releasing photographic evidence of Osama Bin Laden's death amid concerns the images could be...
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Top Five Memes in a Post-Osama Bin Laden World
May 03, 2011 in The Juice
?Osama bin Laden is dead, and America is rejoicing. The al Qaeda leader was shot down by Navy Seals in a mansion near the Pakistani capital of Islamabad late Sunday...
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Rep. Gabrielle Giffords Heads to Florida: Five Songs to Toast Her Arrival
April 27, 2011 in County Grind
"I will survive!"?Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords is on her way to Florida today to watch the space shuttle Endeavour launch this Friday. Her husband will be on board in his...
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Take the Inaugural Broward-Palm Beach "New Times" Sex Survey
April 26, 2011 in The Juice
Miche Ratto?We know you Floridians get down and dirty. It's not because Florida is a mecca for swingers. And no, it's not because The Daily Show spent some time on our...
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4/20: Top Six Stoner Snack Creations
April 20, 2011 in Clean Plate Charlie
FlickrSmoke up -- it's a celebration!?Happy April 20, readers! Why are we so happy to greet you on this most ordinary of Wednesdays? Because right at this very moment, thousands...
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Local Drummer Dead After Bar Fight at Fishtales Bar & Grill
April 17, 2011 in The Juice
Photo by Eric Barton?Local drummer Jimmy Pagano died last night while reportedly trying to break up a knife fight at Fishtales Bar & Grill Fort Lauderdale. The 54-year-old was playing his...
Man Who Supposedly Wrote "Da Da Da Da Da Da Charge" Wants Royalties
April 12, 2011 in County Grind
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Is Reality Kings' Porn Star Bieyanka Moore Only 15 Years Old?
April 11, 2011 in The Juice
This girl is a porn star. She might also be 15.?Brickell-based porn company Reality Kings might have a lawsuit on their hands. Miami New Times reported this morning that their...
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Human Smuggling for the Sake of... Basketball?
March 30, 2011 in The Juice
?Miami New Times' feature this week starts with a riveting scene from a high school basketball game three years ago.Rick Medvin, head coach for the Fort Lauderdale Christian High boys'...
Check Out Our Brand New Best Of iPhone App
March 24, 2011 in County Grind
Check Out Our Brand New Best Of iPhone App
March 24, 2011 in Clean Plate Charlie
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Check Out Our New Best Of iPhone App
March 24, 2011 in The Juice
Need something to do on the weekend? We know all the best place.?Hey, is that a Best Of app in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?OK,...
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How "Policing the Police" Cover Art Was Made
March 17, 2011 in The Juice
Illustration by Pete RyanThe final product.?We did something cool for this week's feature (or, at least, we're excited by it). We asked our cover illustrator, Pete Ryan, to provide video...
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Update: The Man Behind the Fake Rick Scott Account
Politics, If You Can Call It That
March 11, 2011 in The Juice
Nope, definitely no resemblance between Joel Kodner and Rick Scott.Update 3/11: The fake Rick Scott account (@FLGovRickScott) has been suspended by Twitter with no reason given. Joel Kodner is currently...
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Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood: Available at a Store Near You!
March 03, 2011 in Clean Plate Charlie
Ad designed by Miche Ratto"Tiger Blood" now bottled and available at a store near you!?Have you ever felt worthless? Have you ever felt like a failure? Well hoist up your...
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Charlie Sheen's Ex-Hooker Kacey Jordan Reveals His Penis Size on Buzz 103.1
March 02, 2011 in County Grind
twitter.comCharlie Sheen would prefer his juice to be "naked." And we're pretty sure that isn't Kacey Jordan.?Kacey Jordan has enjoyed her little slice of fame after recently finishing a 32-hour...
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Dolce Adriana on Las Olas Boulevard in Fort Lauderdale Is a Haven for Celiacs, Gluten-Free Eaters
Clean Plate Charlie Eats South Florida
February 25, 2011 in Clean Plate Charlie
Come to Papa.?Last year, we gave Ats-a-Pizza on Las Olas a Best Of for "Best Gluten-Free Eats." This was true at the time, but the shop owners' newest venture just...
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Anthony Bourdain's is Good Ol' Foul-Mouthed Entertainment
February 16, 2011 in Clean Plate Charlie
Photo by Liz Dzuro"Rachel Ray sent me a fruit basket - seriously."?Click here to see more photos of Anthony Bourdain.Have you ever thought it was a good idea to kill...
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Did NPR Uncover the Secret Coke Formula? [The Secret Recipe]
February 15, 2011 in Clean Plate Charlie
Coca-Cola: all your recipes belong to us!?One of American culture's biggest mysteries is the Coca-Cola formula. Well it might not be a mystery any more.According to Yahoo, NPR's "This American...
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Hanson Brothers Give Valentine's Day Advice
February 14, 2011 in County Grind
Should we trust the men that are married to beautiful ladies? Probably.?The hunky Hanson brothers have obviously doing something right in the romance arena. Each is married to a lovely...
Top Five Phallic Food Creations for V Day
February 14, 2011 in Clean Plate Charlie
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Make Your Own Gluten-Free Girl Scout Cookies (Recipe)
February 14, 2011 in Clean Plate Charlie
Do-si-dos -- safe for Celiacs!?The little hustlers, also know as Girl Scouts, have left their perches in front of Walmart and retreated into their human caves.You know what that means,...
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Contest Starts at 2! Win Tickets to See Broken Social Scene
February 09, 2011 in County Grind
?Update: Starting at 2 p.m. comment on this blog post and tell us what you love most about Broken Social Scene or your favorite memory from a Broken Social Scene...
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Contest Time! Want to Win a $50 Cafe Vico Gift Card?
February 08, 2011 in Clean Plate Charlie
Courtesy of Cafe VicoYou could be eating this -- and more!It's contest time! Tell us in the comments field what your favorite thing about Cafe Vico is! Never been? Tell...
