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Allen West Wrote a Sexually Graphic Letter to His Wife Demanding Sex; Here Are the Juicy Parts
October 31, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
According to a letter Jose Lambiet of Gossip Extra reportedly came across, Rep. Allen West said he wanted his wife to be his "porn star." The handwritten letter, which Lambiet says...
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Voters Who Park Near the Tamarac Branch Library Are Getting Towed
October 31, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
As if early voting wasn't a butt-hurting experience already. Broward voters who have hit up the Tamarac Branch Library to do some early voting have seen their cars towed away from...
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Rick Scott's Decision to Opt Out of Medicaid Could Cost Hospitals Billions
October 31, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Poor and uninsured? YOU'RE SCREWED. NYAAA!!Rick Scott's decision to opt out of participating in the expansion of the Medicaid health insurance program in Florida could cost public hospitals billions and...
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David Stern Called Hurricane Sandy "Katrina" Last Night Before Heat Game
October 31, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Lost in the hoopla that was the amazeballs that was the Miami Heat championship ring and banner pregame ceremony was NBA Commissioner David Stern taking a moment to remember the...
Voting Absentee This Year? You May Not Be Counted
October 31, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Miami Heat Players Get Their Championship Rings, Take Down Celtics
October 31, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Miami Heat kicked off the 2012-12 season last night by first getting its championship rings and then by sticking a foot into the Celtics' assholes. 'Twas a glorious night...
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Patrick Murphy Leading Allen West in Latest PPP Poll
October 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
FREESTYLE BATTLE!There's one more week of campaigning (*party streamers and fireworks!*), and polls show an ever-tightening race between Allen West and Patrick Murphy. In August, the DCCC polling people reported a...
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Nine Men Arrested for Gambling on Pee Wee Football Games
October 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Darron Bostic (BSO)Nine men have been arrested for gambling on pee wee football games, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office. The Lauderhill and Fort Lauderdale police departments, as well as the...
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Hurricane Sandy: A What-to-Do Guide From SoFla to New York
October 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Hurricane Sandy was downgraded to something called a post-tropical cyclone, which we think probably means "like a hurricane, except not." Either way, Sandy was a menace. Her post-tropical cycloneness slammed into...
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The Cocky Heat Fan's Guide to Why the Miami Heat Will Repeat as NBA Champions
October 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The NBA season kicks off tonight when the Miami Heat hosts the Boston Celtics. But before that, the Heat players will be receiving their championship rings and unveiling their 2011-12...
Big Early-Voting Numbers in Broward, Palm Beach
October 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Marco Rubio Endorses Allen West
October 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Because this is a crucial time for our nation, where character and courage are indeed needed, because the United States needs to get back to prosperity and ensure its citizens...
Hurricane Sandy Still Flooding Parts of Fort Lauderdale and Palm Beach
October 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Early Voting Places in Broward County and Palm Beach County
October 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Voting. It's your civic duty. It's your right as an American. It's a big pain in the butt in your busy life. The good news is early voting got kicked...
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Connie Mack Closing Gap With Bill Nelson, According to Poll
October 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
According to a new Tampa Bay Times/Bay News 9 poll conducted by Mason-Dixon Polling & Research, it seems that Cornelius Harvey McGillicuddy The Fourth is gaining on Sen. Bill Nelson. What...
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Dolphins Demolish Jets, Lose Tannehill to Injury
October 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Rex Ryan wanted his New York Jets to put hot sauce on Reggie Bush. He then demanded an apology from Bush when Reggie dared talk back. LaRon Landry then told...
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Miami Dolphins at New York Jets Preview
October 26, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The last time the Dolphins met the Jets, in Week 3, Reggie Bush had to leave the game with a knee injury, Derrelle Revis tore his ACL, Ryan Tannehill threw...
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Broward Joins Miami-Dade as Only Two Counties in Florida to Pass Wage Theft Law
October 26, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Earlier this week, the Broward County Commission voted for instituting a Wage Recovery Ordinance that would help unpaid workers recover their wages from employers that either didn't pay the salary...
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Yup, the Sun-Sentinel Endorsed Mitt Romney
October 26, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Sun-Sentinel has come out and decided to endorse the candidate who thinks Syria is Iran's route to the sea. That's right. The paper that is owned by JP Morgan Chase...
Hurricane Sandy Brings More Rain and Wind Today
October 26, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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The Six Largest Super Yachts You'll See at the Fort Lauderdale International Boat Show
October 26, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Fort Lauderdale International Boat Show runs through this weekend. And while the show exhibits all kinds of boats and water crafts, the main attraction are going to be the...
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Dolphins and Jets Players Getting Into War of Words
October 25, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Miami Dolphins and New York Jets have apparently gotten into a war of words in the past couple of days. It all started on Wednesday, when Jets Coach Rex Ryan...
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Hurricane Sandy: What's Closed, Canceled, Re-Scheduled and Operating in Broward-Palm Beach
October 25, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
That Hurricane Sandy is quite a nuisance.Even though the storm is hitting Cuba and the Bahamas directly, she's still sending her winds and rain all over our faces. And, as...
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John McCain Campaigns for Romney in State That Didn't Vote for Him
October 25, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
With the election a mere days away, Willard Mittington knows that winning Florida is going to be crucial, especially with the numbers settling down across the country and Ohio maybe...
Fort Lauderdale Boat Show Organizers Preparing for Stormy Conditions
October 25, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
