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Scott Israel Defeats Al Lamberti for Broward Sheriff
November 07, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Move over, Broward County. There's a new sheriff in town. Al Lamberti lost his bid for reelection to Scott Israel as Broward sheriff. See also:- Al Lamberti Mystery Emailers Remind Voters of the...
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Florida and Presidential Election Results Live Blog, UPDATED: Obama Re-Elected
November 06, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Well. It's here. The 2012 Election is, finally, coming to a slow and merciful end. Time to close the polls, tally the votes, and hope that Florida didn't screw things up too...
Rush Limbaugh Says Romney Will Win by Landslide, Cites His Own Common Sense
November 06, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Donald Trump, Michael Moore, LeBron James, and Other Celeb Election Day Tweets!
November 06, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Voting Problems Rampant in Broward-Palm Beach
November 06, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Nate Silver of Five Thirty Eight ran one last projection for Florida, and this is what he has: Our projected margin in Florida now Obama 49.797, Romney 49.775 YOINKS. So, naturally, Florida is...
Al Lamberti Mystery Emailers Remind Voters of the Sheriff's Shady Past
November 06, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Republicans Already Using Hurricane Sandy as an Excuse in Case Romney Loses
November 06, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Looks like the GOPers are all ready to go with their postelection TALKING POINT in case their robot Mitt Romney should lose the election. Because the Benghazi SuperSecret Governmental Conspiracy...
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Obama and Romney All Over The Polls In Florida
November 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
As we gear up for another colossal clusterfuck big election day here in Florida, the polls, all eyes will be on how badly we fuck up this election things turn...
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Woman Arrested for Allegedly Masturbating in a Starbucks
November 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Jennifer Piranian (Manatee County Jail)A Bradenton Starbucks just got a whole lot classier last week, after a woman was arrested on Thursday for allegedly masturbating inside the coffee joint. According to...
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Allen West Accuses Florida Democrats of "Nefarious Actions"
November 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Commie Hunter, master conspiracy theorist, and Romance novelist Allen West went on Fox & Friends this morning and accused the Florida Democrats of "nefarious actions" when it comes to all...
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Palm Beach Officer in Discrimination Lawsuit Was Swimsuit Model
November 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Officer Artemis SaridakisTown of Palm Beach police officer Artemis Saridakis has filed a gender-discrimination and harassment lawsuit. Turns out the 27-year-old Saridakis models swimsuits and other sexy outfits, reports Gossip Extra....
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Andrew Luck Crushes Dolphins Defense, Colts Win 23-20
November 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Remember all the hoopla surrounding the "Suck For Luck" campaign last year? Yea, there was a reason for that. The Colts' Andrew Luck decimated the Dolphins defense, leading Indianapolis to the 23-20...
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Absentee Voting Extended in Palm Beach
November 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
In the least shocking news ever, turns out voting in Florida has been a goddamn mess. Rick Scott refused to extend early voting, people had to wait in line for...
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Marco Rubio Making Robocalls For Anti-Gay Group
November 02, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Marco Rubio hates The Gays. He hates them so much, he voted against aLGBT-inclusive reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act. He hates them so much, he doesn't even agree with...
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Dwyane Wade Will Donate Tonight's Game Check to Victims of Hurricane Sandy
November 02, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The last time the Miami Heat were in New York, they were busy denting Knickerbocker ass on their way to a first-round playoff series victory, the first of many on...
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I-95 Closed Through Pompano After Botched Bank Robbery (UPDATE)
November 02, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
A botched bank robbery, an injured Broward Sheriff's deputy, and a shot suspect has I-95 shutdown in North Broward. According to Pompano Beach Fire Rescue spokeswoman Sandra King, the deputy crashed...
Barack Obama to Hit Up Hollywood on Sunday
November 02, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Rush Limbaugh Thinks Chris Christie Is a Fat Fool
November 02, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
In the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, President Obama and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie joined forces to help that state recover. Christie then made some news when he appeared on...
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Rick Scott Denies Request to Extend Early Voting by One Day
November 02, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Don't want to wait in unnecessarily long lines to vote? Too bad! NYAA!!During the 2008 elections, early voting lines went long. So then-Gov. Charlie Christ extended early voting, allowing more...
Graham B. Spanier, Former Penn State President, Charged With Perjury in Sandusky Case
November 01, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Appeals Court Hears Challenge to Florida Drug-Testing Law for Welfare Recipients
November 01, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Mike Redmond Named the New Miami Marlins Manager
November 01, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
According to John Heyman of CBS Sports, the Miami Marlins have hired former Florida Marlins catcher Mike Redmond to be their next manager to eventually be fired by Jeffrey Loria. Heyman...
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Obama Rang Your Doorbell Last Night? Halloween Masks Predict President
November 01, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Now that all the candy's been handed out and the toilet paper cleaned off the trees and the egg yolk scrubbed off of front doors, it's time to see who...
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Gary Laufenberg, Cooper City Mayoral Candidate, Drops Out of Race
November 01, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Gary LaufenbergLooks like Cooper City mayoral candidate Gary Ross can start planning that victory party early. His opponent, Gary Laufenberg, tearfully announced he is dropping out of the race. The reason:...
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Obama and Romney Hitting Up Florida for the Home Stretch
November 01, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Polls are tight in Florida as the presidential election mercifully grinds down to its final days, and anything can and will happen in the Sunshine State, because that's just how...
