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Allen West Gets an Invite to Run for Office in Georgia
November 13, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
International Commie Hunter and wooer of women everywhere Allen West may have lost his bid for Florida's 18th District (or so that's what the socialists would have you believe!), but...
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Unaccounted-For Ballots Turn Up in Broward
November 13, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Whoops. Exactly one week since the election happened, turns out 963 ballots that no one knew existed have apparently been discovered. So just what happened? The Broward County Canvassing Board was...
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LeBron James Exploded on the Rockets Last Night
November 13, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
We've seen it before. And yet, every time he does it, it's like witnessing a supernova in person for the very first time. It may take some work to grapple with LeBron's...
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Top Ten Films Shot in Fort Lauderdale
November 13, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Everyone knows Miami is the place Hollywood goes calling when it wants sexy done right. Various films, from The Godfather, Part II to Scarface to Pain & Gain, have been...
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Florida Residents Petition White House to Secede From United States
November 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Man, some people really, really can't stand having a black dude for president. So, in light of Barack Obama resoundingly winning reelection by virtue of both the electoral college and the...
Three Men Arrested for Stealing Obama Signs, Yelling Racial Slurs, According to FHP
November 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Darrell Gilyard, Pastor and Registered Sex Offender, Can Still Preach, While Kids Are Banned From Church
November 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
A Jacksonville pastor who confessed to sexual crimes against not one but two underaged girls and is a registered sex offender is still being allowed to preach at a...
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Jeb Bush Favored Over Marco Rubio for President, According to Poll
November 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Me fer President? Er mer gerr!The election was literally six days ago (well, OK, two days ago if you count Florida), and Florida Republicans are butthurt about the results. So the...
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Allen West Still Trails Patrick Murphy After Partial Recount
November 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
A partial recount of ballots from St. Lucie County happened on Sunday and -- news flash -- Allen West is still losing. The recount narrowed Patrick Murphy's lead somewhat, but the...
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Dolphins Get Roughed Up by Titans, 37-3
November 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The 4-5 Tennessee Titans came into SunLife Stadium pretty much the worst defense, statistically. Until Sunday afternoon, they were on pace to set an NFL record for most points allowed...
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Dolphins Versus Titans: Keys to the Game
November 09, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Dolphins are back home this Sunday to take on the Tennessee Titans at Sun Life Stadium. This is a good thing because, as it stands, the Dolphins are a pretty...
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Allen West's Motion to Impound Ballots Denied
November 09, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Allen West schadenfreude continues on the Pulp today! Palm Beach County Circuit Court Judge David Crow has denied U.S. Rep. Allen West's motion to impound ballots and voting machines from...
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Allen West Protesters Rally Outside Court Where He's Calling for a Recount
November 09, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Allen West is in court today to file a motion to have the St. Luice County ballots and voting machines impounded for a possible recount. Patrick Murphy leads West by about 0.66...
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Rush Limbaugh Says Obama Won Women Voters Because He Treats Them Like Vaginas
November 09, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Pill-poppin' conservative blowfish blowhard Rush Limbaugh, like all the other GOPers in the past few days, is seriously butthurt over Barack Obama's resounding reelection this past Tuesday. In rummaging through the...
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Anthony V. Mangione, Former ICE Chief, to Be Sentenced for Child Porn
November 09, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Anthony V. Mangione (BSO)Anthony V. Mangione, head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for South Florida, faces a mandatory five years in prison for child pornography. Prosecutors are shooting for...
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Joyce Kaufman Says Allen West Would Have Beaten Patrick Murphy, Had He Paid Her 20 Grand
November 09, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Conservative radio talk-show host Joyce Kaufman, who was appointed to be Republican Congressman Allen West's chief of staff back in 2008 because, well, she's just as batshit nutty as he...
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Mitt Romney Concedes Florida
November 08, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
As we said yesterday, it was pretty impossible for Mitt Romney to catch up to Obama here in Florida, even as close as the tally was. And, apparently, the Mittbot and...
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Gay Cop Sues Former Sheriff Al Lamberti and the BSO
November 08, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Back in June, BSO Deputy Anthony Vincent claimed he had been harassed by Broward Sheriff's cops because of his sexual orientation. On February 15, Vincent, who was riding his motor...
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Marco Rubio Won the 2012 Election, Apparently
November 08, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Barack Obama won both the electoral votes and the popular vote (and he did it without Florida, which is looking like it will go to him anyway!) Despite those things that...
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Rick Scott Will Still Opt Out of Health Care, Despite What Voters Said
November 08, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
You voted NO for my health care amendment? I DON'T CARE! NYAA!!On Tuesday, Floridians went to the polls and voted against the state GOPer Legislature instilled amendment that would have...
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Barack Obama Has Mostly Won Florida, but It's Still Not Official
November 07, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
It's Wednesday afternoon, the day after Election Tuesday, and Florida is still lagging on declaring a winner between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney.SORRY, YOU GUYS. Although Obama won reelection after gaining...
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Allen West Won't Concede, Demands Recount
November 07, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Those vote tabulating machines are COMMUNISTS! As we predicted earlier today, Allen West is not going quietly. Even though the polls are closed, the ballots are counted, and the margin of victory...
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Amendment 6 Gets Voted Down; Women's Reproductive Privacy Is Protected
November 07, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The GOPers in the Florida Legislature put Amendment 6 on the ballot this year and were roundly told to eat a crap sandwich by Florida voters. Basically, voting YES on the...
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Donald Trump, Birther and Noted Philanthropist, Calls for a Revolution
November 07, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Donald Trump was a tad butthurt last night when it was announced that non-American-born Barack HUSSEIN Obama had won reelection. This, despite the world-shattering challenge Trump laid out for Obummer when...
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Allen West Loses to Patrick Murphy; Fox News to Gain a Crazy Person
November 07, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
It's a sad day for Commie hunters and fans of men who force their wives to have buttsex everywhere -- and kind of a bittersweet morning for the Pulp this...
