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Heat Fall to the Lowly Washington Wizards, 105-101
December 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
This is what happens when the Heat players look like they left all their fucks in their other jeans and those jeans are in the wash. A 105-101 loss to the...
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PETA Wants the Feds to Investigate SeaWorld Dolphin Bite Incident
December 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
It was only a matter of time before PETA got involved with SeaWorld Dolphin Bites Little Girl Gate. Eight-year-old Jillian Thomas was bitten in the hand by a dolphin she...
Man Sentenced for Mailing Hoax Threats to Broward Government Offices
December 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Tea Party Shows Up to Florida Senate Committee and Vents About Obamacare
December 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Even though a good portion of its candidates were booted out of office in November, and even though Floridians shot down Amendment 1, and even though Obama not only won...
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Rick Scott: State Workers to Get Christmas Eve Off
December 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Merry Christmas, everyone. NYAAA!!Apparently nobody trolls Rick Scott quite like... Rick Scott.After the governor insisted he would reject any and all of Obama's health-care laws that come his way, he...
Tom Lindner Resigns as Broward County Public Schools Construction Chief
December 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Polo Mogul John Goodman's "Broken" Ankle Monitor to Be Examined
December 03, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Dolphin Bites Girl in SeaWorld
December 03, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
An eight year-old girl was happily feeding dolphins at SeaWorld's Dolphin Cove when one of them lunged from out of the water and bit her hand. Jillian Thomas, who was visiting...
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Allen West Kind of Compared Himself to Abraham Lincoln
December 03, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Just because Allen West isn't around to yell COMMIE! at people from his seat in congress, doesn't mean he's not going to stop saying loopy things. West spoke to NPR's Michel...
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LeBron James Named Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year
December 03, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
In the least shocking news of the entire history of human persons, Sports Illustrated has named LeBron James the 2012 Sportsman of the Year. All LeBron pretty much did this year...
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Dolphins Fall to Patriots 23-16, Their Quest For a Fourth Straight Season of Nine Losses Draws Ever Closer
December 03, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Just weeks before Christmas, the Miami Dolphins were supposed to pull another big win out of their collective asses to inch closer to an improbable post-season berth. Instead, they delivered a...
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Naked Marijuana Grower Attacks Police Car in Delray Beach
November 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Raymond Schamis (Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office)Delray Beach Police were called when a man was seen running around his neighborhood, and throwing random things out of his house into his...
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Allen West Getting His Very Own Lighted Holiday Sign on Saturday
November 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
As you may have heard, Allen West lost his election battle with Patrick Murphy, as well as math. But the fine folks at Stand Up Florida want to remind West not...
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Wilton Manors to Hold World AIDS Day Candlelight Vigil Saturday
November 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Hard to believe it's been 25 years since a group of folks gathered in San Francisco to commemorate and remember loved ones who had passed away from AIDS. This small...
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Rush Limbaugh Says Fiscal Cliff Is Obama's Plot to End the GOP
November 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
One of the wonderful things about Obama's winning reelection is watching the GOPers immerse themselves in doing what they do best: making loud noises and saying crazy shit that makes...
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The Five Greatest Games in Dolphins-Patriots History
November 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Dolphins and Patriots face off this Sunday at Sun Life Stadium for the first time this season. And even though New England is a heavy favorite, history has proven...
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FAU Boca Campus on Lockdown After Armed Intruder Reported (UPDATED)
November 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Florida Atlantic University is reporting that an armed intruder has been spotted on their Boca campus. Early reports say the intruder is in the Arts & Letters building. He is described is...
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Brandon Marshall: Some Players Use Viagra to Gain Edge on the Field
November 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Former Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall was asked about the latest rash of NFL player suspensions tied to amphetamines, including the ADHD drug Adderall. Marshall, who is now playing with...
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Florida Residents Who Petitioned to Secede From the U.S. Don't Even Live In Florida
November 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
A few weeks ago, we told you about a group of Floridans fed up with all that government interference (like roads and hospitals and police and stuff) and put together...
Michael Venditto, Boca Raton Cheerleading Coach, Arrested on Sexual Battery Charges
November 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Powerball Draws Two Winners For Record Jackpot
November 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Just like you, this guy did not win the PowerballTwo people reportedly won the giant huge Powerball drawing was last night. AND NEITHER OF THOSE PEOPLE WERE YOU. And, even though...
Rick Scott: ADT Will Bring 120 New Jobs to Boca Raton
November 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Woman Beats Up Her Boyfriend After He Fails to Satisfy Her Sexually
November 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Raquel Gonzalez (Manatee County Sheriff's Office) According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, Esric Davis had himself the worst possible day imaginable when he couldn't satisfy his lady sexually and...
Man Kills Roommate Over Missing Corn Dog
November 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Palm Beach Will Soon Have a Corruption-Fighting Blimp Flying Overhead
Politics, If You Can Call It That
November 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
(via GossipExtra.com)Boca Raton millionaire Marty O'Boyle doesn't like politicians scandalizing up his county, dag gummit. So he's doing what any millionaire with loads of time on his hands would do to...
